We are baffled by the furore around the missing R500000 Charles Modise allegedly gave to the SACP.
The pro-Mbeki Willie Madisha says he handed the money to the anti-Mbeki Blade Nzimande.
The latter denies receiving the money.
Not endowed with the legendary wisdom of the Biblical King Solomon, the nation has been scratching its head trying to figure out whose version to believe.
Not so the SACP and Cosatu. They have it all worked out that Madisha is the villain.
Problem is: the self-styled rocket scientists are in no hurry to share with the rest of us mere mortals their knack for solving such taxing riddles with so much ease.
Come on guys, the anticipation is killing us.