HI can't understand these so-called celebs. They always complain when we write about them and they complain when we ignore them. Remember, my honeys, there's no such thing as bad publicity.

HI can't understand these so-called celebs. They always complain when we write about them and they complain when we ignore them. Remember, my honeys, there's no such thing as bad publicity.

HSomething disturbing is the discovery of the substance abuse of pop diva KB Motsilenyane's husband Terry Pinana. She seems a focused person so she would let go of anyone if he dabbled in the forbidden stuff. Why would you expose your child to that? If you're not careful you might find your little darling sniffing baby powder, trying to be as cool as dad.

H I heard through the grapevine that Brickz is down on his knees begging Elle to take him back. A reliable source has informed us that Elle hasn't really dealt with this saga very well. Imagine a woman scorned. A steaming mad Elle came close to that when last week she heard the dreadlocked artist was still whispering around to anyone interested that she is still his wife. Dude, either give her time, write a song about her, or move on and get a life.

HDid you see how angry Mandoza was on Live the other Friday? He looked like a lion ready to pounce. I could have sworn he was going to attack the journalist right there on the screen. Can somebody warn Mandoza not to fight with the newspapers because he will never come right. "Nothing like that happened, but something happened" was all he could say to the allegations levelled.

HWhen was the last time you heard of Mshoza? Has she also left the entertainment industry to become a traffic officer? She just disappeared off the face of the Earth. Considering she did it before, should we assume she's pulled another Houdini act on us? Hope I'm wrong. Still, can someone please find her and bring her back to life? We miss her music.

HI was so disappointed to find out that the jazz festival had been cancelled. So was Mercy Phakela. It is said she was really looking forward to entertaining the crowd. After all these years, those old takkies are still burning strong.

HI saw the ever-fabulous Tselane Tambo at the fashion week. She looked gorgeous and lost! I could have sworn she had become shorter. Could it be she can no longer afford stilettos? Shame lovey, we understand. You were retrenched long before Backstage was booted off air.

HHey, ezibuhlungu azipheli. I was shocked to see the former Miss South Africa, our Thuli Sithole, the other day. She was looking like a very cost-effective lady of the night. Maybe she had just come from a shoot for an underwear extravaganza. I must say she has it!

A body to die for, legs long into the horizon and a dark smooth complexion. How about occasionally wearing dark brown stockings?