The new public protector says she will leave the dispute over the state capture report prepared by h.
The Umkhozi crew ran a few anecdotes of former Mamelodi Sundowns' star Sipho Nunens a few weeks back. We warned his antics could fill volumes and this week we decided on some of his hilarious, quick one-twos.
Sipho was buying a TV and asked: "Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure," said the assistant.
l Sipho replied: "Give me a green one, please."
Sipho calls SAA: "How long does it take to fly to New York?"
"Just a sec, " says the rep.
"Thank you," says Sipho and hangs up.
l Sipho was filling in an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled here. After much thought he wrote: "Yes!"
l Sipho goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk:
"What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies: "That is a thermos."
Sipho then asks: "What does it do?"
The clerk responds: "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.
Sipho says: "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks to Chloorkop with his new thermos. Alex Shakoane sees him and asks: "What is that shiny :bject you have?"
He replied: "It's a thermos."
Shakoane then says: "What does it do?"
He replies: "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
Shakoane: "Wow, what do you have in it?"
Sipho replies: "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
l Sipho, with two red ears, went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered"
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh dear," the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."
After Gordon Igesund refused to renew his contract, our worried senior citizen Meshack Motloung tried to convince the youngster to cut back on his liqour bingeing and got the same reply he got from Shakes Kungoane a few years ago.
Bra Mesh: But son, don't you think go tlogela jwala (quit drinking)?
Nunens: Forbolo (football)? Well, he tried old Bra Mesh.