Player of the Year - Godfrey Sapula - has his football at his fingerstips as he proved last Wednesday.
Sources within the Castle Premiership awards say Sapula and his Mamelodi Sundowns' teammate Surprise Moriri were tied for the award.
Judges had to call them to answer questions and the "God Father" excelled.
Question: Who was on top when the league started?
Answer: Kaizer Chiefs, of course.
Q: Who was at the tail at that time?
A: Orlando Pirates, you can even ask Bobby Motaung.
Q: Who said Orlando Pirates are going to the Mvela League?
Q: Who is Simphiwe Mkhonza?
A: That's the new striker signed by Silver Stars to demolish Chiefs.
Q: Who is to defend the Supa 8 Cup?
A: Eish, ke denka hore entse ele Chiefs.
Q: Where are they now?
A: They are playing number nine
Q: Sorry to ask, what about Orlando Pirates?
A: Comfortable number five
(How things change from Mvela League to number five and defending champions to number nine)
Q: Did you say another competition is on its way?
A: Yes, the Brown Sugar Bottom Eight Cup sponsored by Brown Sugar where Kaizer Chiefs is on top
Q: Has the draw been made yet?
A: Yes, Chiefs are drawn against Maritzburg United that is an easy one for Amakhos to advance to the next stage.
Q: Are you sure of that?
A: Just a lousy guess like lotto; in any case who can put his money on Chiefs?
Q: Do you know where all matches are going to be played?
A: Naturena since it will be an advantage for Amakhosi to clinch the new Brown Sugar Bottom Eight Cup, the first ever cup to have a name, middle name and a surname and played in one venue. Bench warmers from Chiefs will officiate all matches; another advantage on their side.
Q: What emblem or slogan will be used to promote the competition?
A: The emblem will be a sugar cane and the slogan will be Kulukhuni ku Top Eight.
Q: Who are the favorites to win the cup?
A: Maybe Chiefs to present it to Mkhonza.