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Ever wondered why Mamelodi Sundowns spokesman Alex Shakoane, pictured, was ordered to take off his bling by club president Patrice Motsepe?
From Goldfingers to bare fingers.
You see, Alex, Shakzon, Lefetlho, Setlhatlha le mazenke, call him whatever you like, was given the task of recruiting John "Shoes" Moshoeu and the flamboyant one blundered big time at a meeting held at the club's headquarters in Parktown.
The Mkhozi crew brings you the scenario as it unfolded on the day of the supposed interview.
Shakoane, sipping his imported hot chocolate while assaulting a chewing gum said: "Mshuzana, what would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea, Milo, chocolate, or coffee broer?"
Shoes: "Tea please."
Alex: "Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?"
Shoes: "Ceylon tea please."
Alex: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
Shoes: "White please."
Alex: "Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?"
Shoes: "Milk please. "
Alex: "Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?"
Shoes: "Cow milk please."
As some strangers enter their immaculate reception area, Alex goes: "Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?"
Shoes: "Umm .... I'll rather take it black please."
Alex: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Shoes: "With sugar please."
Alex: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Shoes: "Cane sugar please."
With his coffee mug now empty, Alex asks:: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
With irritation in his voice, Shoes goes: "Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please."
Alex: "Mineral or still water ? "
Shoes: "Mineral water please."
Goldfingers: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: "Aargh! Jy's mal man! Mphe metsi a noka engwe le engwe (give me water from any river), o tlogele go mpotsaka dipotso, demmet!