In the name of journalistic objectivity and neutrality, the Umkhozi crew this week decided not to look further than ourselves.

In the name of journalistic objectivity and neutrality, the Umkhozi crew this week decided not to look further than ourselves.

This is in response to accusations that we only go below the belt on those who do not have the platform to respond when, in fact, we have our own pathetic clowns.

Here are some of the escapades sent in by devout Umkhozi readers who also grew up with soccer correspondent, Sipho Mthembu.

For the uninitiated, Sipho is known as "Zulu-boy" to those on first-name terms with him.

Here's one from his courting days; Zulu-boy meets a nice chick e taxi rank. The problem is he does not know how to approach the chick. He decides to go to the chick and ask for igama (her name). Umtwana abe (the chick decides to be) friendly by telling him igama lakhe (her name). "I'm Cindy.'

Then Cindy asks (ZB): " wena what is your name?"

He replies: "Take a guess, it also starts with a C."

Cindy replies: "Cleo ?

ZB: "No, try again.

Cindy replies : "Coby.

Dude: "No, try again;

Cindy replies : "Ok for the last time, your name is Carrot.

Dude replies : "Ck will tell u, my name is Sipho."

Yeah right! He now refers to her as the one that got away.