HYour hard-partying Spy attended DJ Waxxy's Birthday party at Moloko, Rosebank, on Saturday and Queen Sesoko's CD launch at the Backroom in Soweto on Tuesday.
HYour hard-partying Spy attended DJ Waxxy's Birthday party at Moloko, Rosebank, on Saturday and Queen Sesoko's CD launch at the Backroom in Soweto on Tuesday.
HLet's start with Waxxy's party. It was quite possibly the lamest birthday party of all time. I felt like I was in a crowded club on a bad day. There was no booze and no grub. The only things in abundance were BEE wannabes with larger-than-life egos, and Nigerians with broken English and their semi-naked women. And is it really a party if there's no food and booze?
After the noise the Nigerian DJ made about his "birthday bash" I was expecting a much bigger, more impressive feast.
HMr Party was his usual asinine self. Okay, seriously people, bear with me while I rant. Waxxy is such a loser!
How do you invite the media just to watch you kissing girls and enjoying some "adult beverages" with them?
And why the hell did the party start five hours after the set time?
The music sucked and there were no handsome men to drool over.
To keep myself busy I swept my eyes around the room looking for familiar faces.
HBridget Masinga aka, Zoe of Generations, was the first to attract my attention. The girl who wishes she was A-List, but is a B on a good day, was wearing boots on a scorching hot night. She was so stuck-up you would have sworn she was a Hollywood actor in an Ethopian slum.
When she saw that there were not too many celebs to hang with she stuck to the young Psyfo Ngwenya like glue the whole evening.
Where was her Tabiso "Mr Cold" Kati?
H Let's stop talking about Waxxy's party before I puke.
HOn an exciting note, Queen is back! Her CD launch was well organised; at least all the good party ingredients were there - though not in abundance. We understand Queen was broke for a long time after breaking up with Arthur.
And I still ask, with tears in my eyes, what the hell happened there? And why won't she divulge?
Oh, that Queen is really starting to grow up.
I mean, I didn't understand half the crap she spewed out of her mouth when she was with 999, but she is really starting to make some human progress.
She has expelled her street pantsula look for a decent soul singer look, and she is hot, if big hips and thighs don't bother you!
Thank the mighty God she broke up with Arthur, or she would still be a semi-naked majayivane like Chommie.
HLet it be known that Sipho "Old Stix" Mabuse is a serious jerk. He went on and on about how horrible Sowetan has become. What the heck? Do you want us to run a front-page story of your boring self everyday for you to be happy?
The fact that The Spy is not Stix's fan is no loss for him because Amanda Tlale still loves him.
Playing party politics
HYour hard-partying Spy attended DJ Waxxy's Birthday party at Moloko, Rosebank, on Saturday and Queen Sesoko's CD launch at the Backroom in Soweto on Tuesday.
HYour hard-partying Spy attended DJ Waxxy's Birthday party at Moloko, Rosebank, on Saturday and Queen Sesoko's CD launch at the Backroom in Soweto on Tuesday.
HLet's start with Waxxy's party. It was quite possibly the lamest birthday party of all time. I felt like I was in a crowded club on a bad day. There was no booze and no grub. The only things in abundance were BEE wannabes with larger-than-life egos, and Nigerians with broken English and their semi-naked women. And is it really a party if there's no food and booze?
After the noise the Nigerian DJ made about his "birthday bash" I was expecting a much bigger, more impressive feast.
HMr Party was his usual asinine self. Okay, seriously people, bear with me while I rant. Waxxy is such a loser!
How do you invite the media just to watch you kissing girls and enjoying some "adult beverages" with them?
And why the hell did the party start five hours after the set time?
The music sucked and there were no handsome men to drool over.
To keep myself busy I swept my eyes around the room looking for familiar faces.
HBridget Masinga aka, Zoe of Generations, was the first to attract my attention. The girl who wishes she was A-List, but is a B on a good day, was wearing boots on a scorching hot night. She was so stuck-up you would have sworn she was a Hollywood actor in an Ethopian slum.
When she saw that there were not too many celebs to hang with she stuck to the young Psyfo Ngwenya like glue the whole evening.
Where was her Tabiso "Mr Cold" Kati?
H Let's stop talking about Waxxy's party before I puke.
HOn an exciting note, Queen is back! Her CD launch was well organised; at least all the good party ingredients were there - though not in abundance. We understand Queen was broke for a long time after breaking up with Arthur.
And I still ask, with tears in my eyes, what the hell happened there? And why won't she divulge?
Oh, that Queen is really starting to grow up.
I mean, I didn't understand half the crap she spewed out of her mouth when she was with 999, but she is really starting to make some human progress.
She has expelled her street pantsula look for a decent soul singer look, and she is hot, if big hips and thighs don't bother you!
Thank the mighty God she broke up with Arthur, or she would still be a semi-naked majayivane like Chommie.
HLet it be known that Sipho "Old Stix" Mabuse is a serious jerk. He went on and on about how horrible Sowetan has become. What the heck? Do you want us to run a front-page story of your boring self everyday for you to be happy?
The fact that The Spy is not Stix's fan is no loss for him because Amanda Tlale still loves him.
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