The new public protector says she will leave the dispute over the state capture report prepared by h.
Irvin Khoza and Isaac Chansa on why he scuffled Yugesh Anjith
Khoza: Uyabona kodwa utaku osufake iqembu kulo, ubusumklinyelani u-Anjith?
Chansa: Uthe kimi angiliyeke ibhola ngiyosebenza esitolo sakhe ngishayele Fortklift.
Khoza: Usungaze pho umklinye?
Chansa: Cha usuke waqhubeka wathi ngiyinkomo ngifanele ngidle lobutshani obuse groundini yingakho ezongelusa nje!
Khoza: Awukhulumi iqiniso mfana wami.
Chansa: Ok Duke, uthe ngifana noCollins "Max" Mbesuma...
There was this football player, Riaan "Speed-trap" Lancashire, who also doubled up as a gang member when his team wasn't playing, you know like with the Spaldings and the Fast Guns, ekse!
Well, the other day, he was overhead trying to play daddy to his 3 year-old son who was somehow restless ...
"Hush my laaitie, don't you cry,
Daddy's gonna steal you a GTi,
And if that GTi don't Torque;
Another GTi, I will stalk.
And if the stalking don't go too well,
Daddy's gonna steal you a Caravelle.
And if that Caravelle makes some tricks,
Daddy's gonna jack you a VR6.
And if that VR6 won't fly,
Daddy's gonna knock a BM from a Sandton guy.
And if that BM's sound is kwaai,
Da Lenz cherries will go with you to elke braai.
And if the cops ask why?
Daddy will buy the docket from a police spy!
And if all these things still make you cry,
Then you're not my laaitie... your mom told me a lie."