l I wonder how Tina Jaxa, the divorced wife of music promoter Prosper Mkwaiwa, is feeling after pop music bad girl Kelly Khumalo told everyone what a tiger he is in bed. But how could an adult like Prosper do such a thing? The things these kids get themselves into. How old is he by the way? Remember he has history with Tina Jaxa. How hectic.
l Ooh, ooh Kelly please lose the fake eyelashes. They are scary, just too scary.
l Ntando - Mr Big-Headed - needs to start looking after himself. I mean he's starting to look old and fat. Let's not be fooled by the money, and let's go to the gym.
l Debra Patta is probably not Mr Selebi's favourite person right now and I don't think she cares after the latest 3rd Degree report - all she wants is to know what is happening with Jackie Selebi. I mean, don't we all want to know?
l It was all good and lovely at the music awards in Port Elizabeth, but I hear that everyone had accommodation problems. How can you have such lack of planning when you know you're going to have one of the biggest events of the year, and especially when you're a station like Metro FM?
l I think my favorite stars of the moment are Kabelo, Mr Bougaluv, Dubula and Jub Jub. Their performance at the Metros on Saturday was absolutely stunning. Well done, guys.
l Metro FM honoured the late diva Lebo Mathosa, one of several musicians who left us this year. And Teargas was fabulous with their hit song Another Chance, which scooped them three top Metro awards.
The public that voted screamed for the winners of the awards. But the most unexpected artist won. How do you explain Puleng winning as best newcomer over Sash, and as best female artist over Judith Sephuma? That's a joke.
l Brickz was there with his girlfriend Lebo of Muvhango fame, dressed in a beautiful suit. But he spoilt everything by carrying a big box of Courtleigh smokes in his hand. It looked like one of those old boxes of 30s. How does the girlfriend not even see that there's something wrong with the picture her man presented? What was she there for if she can't even look after her man's image?
l Raelene Rorke has a phenomenal passion for entering beauty contests. She has been Miss Teen South Africa, and now she has been voted Miss City Press. Is her next move entering for Miss South Africa next year? If being a beauty queen is your business, then go girl, go.
l Hey, what's with these TV personalities falling pregnant. Just the other day it was Shoki from Muvhango now its Carol Manana from SABC Sport. Is there some sort of competition happening?