Gauteng Community Safety MEC Sizakele Nkosi-Malobane on Tuessday reassured the public that student l.
A frustrated Premiership club player, who was always in trouble for playing the other field (womanising), thought he should seek divine intervention to address the issue, knelt down and prayed:
Our father o ko magodimong,
Thank you for opening my eyes to realise that there are beautiful women out there. You know God, when I met Maletsatsi, I thought she was meant for me but I come to realise that water and oil do not mix.
It is true that I like to look at other women but I only do that to appreciate the beauty of nature's creation. But sometimes I just can't resist these women. After all I am and have my weakness.
Maletsatsi calls me Papa waga Mpho. I often feel like a pensioner.
Other women call me darling, sweetie, dear, then I feel young, energetic and moja. She likes complaining and nagging. Or is too tired to dine out with me. Every weekend she goes to attend so and so's funeral then straight to society or mogodisano.
Women outside are wild, grooving and can do a thorough job when it comes to huuuuuuuu. Another problem with Maletsatsi, dear lord is she is good at spending my hard-earned money.
When we talk about budget she is referring to my salary. Her salary is her secret and is confidential. She has appointed herself my minister of finance but my economy is not improving. Her family comes first in everything.
When I bought my mother a jersey for this chilling winter, she complained that I know our financial problems but I keep giving people our money. When she bought her mother a pair of boots, jacket, blanket and a heater, she said that I know her mother is struggling. (O a sokola). I visit my parents once in a lifetime but her family needs her.
God, I met her at a party. But these days she wants to remain indoors.
No friends should visit us without appointments. I must sit and watch the Bold and Days, later is Generations or Muvhango. Mara ntate Modimo le wena oa tseba gore ke rata kereke ya Postola or ZCC. Maletsatsi wil niks verstaan. Every Sunday she drags me to this Nigerian
Christain church. I had to part with R200 as an offering to Pastor Oyo. My church is too boring for her liking.
Heavenly father you will realise that I have lost some weight. Ha ke etse ka mabomo. Ke rice le di-corn flakes or Nandos ya everyday. My favourite motogo wa ting le mala mogodu are things of the past.
She will never allow such nonsense in our townhouse.
Oh God I yearn for my favourite Black Label, Castle Lager and Hansa Pilsener - the only beer with a surname. These days I only drink mineral water eflavoured. So God as mjita I hope you know why I always look at those ladies and wish that I could spent more and more time with them. Amen
(The name of the player has been withheld at his own request, but readers are allowed to speculate - Sports Editor)