Party animal Scara, after one of his wild get-togethers with amajita and abo-ngwana, got the shock of his life, or was it, when he got into his car.
Without waisting time he dialled the Katlehong cops and asked for one of his friends, Fisto.
"Eita, Fisto, my car's been vandalised broer."
At the cop-shop they asked: "Oh, Scara, is that so. So what's the damage?"
Answer: "They've stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator!"
"Hau, hau, unamanga."
The police were about to drive over to see what was left of the car when Scara called a second time.
"Never mind mjita," said Scara with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake! Uyazinawe, beziwa ntwana."