LOL!! You wanted to be greedy and god was like "THEN NONE FOR YOU!!!" Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
swona
he survived low performance for 50yrs now he wants change, he'll use his finger now! Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Mi5sh
People don't value their lives.. that's all m going to say!! Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Papage
They must ask Dr Shangaan from Giyani Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
malemaforpresident
lol nna ke sharp iyoo life without sex? Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Mellow
50 yr old who was desperate to enlarge his penis hahahahahahaha he is way past mid-life crisis whatt the hell was he thinking anyways not like he was gonna be able to use it so serves him right Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
silverbullet
Bofebe le Jwala, gents stop drinking di pitsa tsa ma ZCC, and stop using viagra wen you still young cause this things will affect your perfomance wen your still young. me i go naturall i still hit hard naturally. i have friends who are my age (27) who are now suffering because of amapilisi, they suffer from early ejaculation, and all those grandpa sexuall difficulties@ 27, 28 years of age. ke weekend am gona find myself a ben 10 to increase my caps, going for hundred caps Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
swona
shame he should have been told about me before it was cut, would have fixed him! Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
RobinX
This is one of the crazier things I have read in a while. Almost as ridiculous as a fat womaniser demanding to be respected. Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Lemtongthai
That is why I prefer to keep mine of Gangnam proportions. Oh, by the way, I also forgot to use viagra the other day. Lucky you. Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Danielrjvvuren
And god wrote the 11th commandment... Thou shall not mess with thine winky lest you want to loose it! NO WINKY FOR YOU!!! Report Abuse
Guys its not about size its about technique. If you push and pull very quick you will finish very quick but if you go in relax about 5 seconds then take those angles left and right. You will take 1 to 2 hours enjoying yourself no matter what size Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Missjoy
I am a lady and I really don't knw how man feel about the size of their thing, but I really think size doesnt matter as long as you knw how to use your thing and you are not selfish. sex is about love if you do it with someone you dont love uzobona amaphutha nobuncane but if you do it with someone you love sometimes his finger only will get you there. Report Abuse
no jokes please...mothyo o lemetse asseblief. Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Laqasha
This is where rhino horns end up, these are big on having umpipi omkhulu, oqinile all the time. Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
kabelo110
Eish thats bad for him. I saw an advert on some of jozi Pharmacy in bree str about P3ns enlargmnt, you think their products is authentic mara?? Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Mokwepa
@Missjoy
I am a lady and I really don't knw how man feel about the size of their thing, but I really think size doesnt matter as long as you knw how to use your thing and you are not selfish. sex is about love if you do it with someone you dont love uzobona amaphutha nobuncane but if you do it with someone you love sometimes his finger only will get you there.
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your number please Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Chichi7
i can never understand why men are so obssessed with their size and length. Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Laqasha
They should give a bull penis and bull testicles, that way he will come hard and strong. Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Voetzek
But can anyone excluding mophies and makgwahla explain to me whether how do the feel being penetrated by big or small d***k, is there any difference Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Shredder
Some years ago I once listened to Solly Mputle(JD Sol) and Sammy Mashabane in Motsweding FM in Mputle's morning show. Those two guys could talk crap. They were talking about this enlargement thing. Mputle said you will find these pen!s enlargers in the surgery reception wearing balaclavas so that no one recognises them. Mashabane responded, "Oh, these are the guys you'd find in the gym showers showing off by hanging towels over their massive d!cks" LOL. Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Ratshufi
Poor 50yr old man ...now he is going to walk around p3nnisl3ss...bailo mo kenya ya plastic just for gor a kgone go r0ta Report Abuse
God gave you a vienna, and that vienna suits you well and you should have learnt how to eat kukies with vienna not changing vienna to Russian .......
Accept the punishment from the Lord ngoba russian was too big for your mashed potatoes .......you deserve that sani. Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Shredder
@Chichi7 - i can never understand why men are so obssessed with their size and length.
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Inferiority complex. That is why they even kill when they find out their women are cheating on them. The imagination of some other guy with massive d!ck or great performance than their becomes traumatic. LOL. I am not joking, even Richard Mdluli alluded to that.
@Missjoy
You must be about 38 years of age. It takes that long for a woman to appreciate the awsome coldness of a warm beer. LoL Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
MommaC
I must admit, I've never understood men's fascination with the size of other men's members either. If it works, its fine. Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Shredder
@Mellow
50 yr old who was desperate to enlarge his penis hahahahahahaha he is way past mid-life crisis whatt the hell was he thinking anyways not like he was gonna be able to use it so serves him right
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How do you know that he was not going to use it? Some men approaching 80s still perform. At least so I read. But anyway, Zuma is one testimony that he uses it and he is 70. Report Abuse
Tabakgolo ke letheka bashanyana,letheka ha le hana tse tshehadi di tlola lesaka hodimo hoba ha di lapa di ya baleha."size doesnt matter" maar e seng stompi sa zolo hle banna.
E kare keya bona hle Banna...Monna-Moholo ka Pipinyana e Sosobaneng. Ke Leqai. Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Missjoy
Lemtongthai
@Missjoy
You must be about 38 years of age. It takes that long for a woman to appreciate the awsome coldness of a warm beer. LoL
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Lets just say I have experience Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
HAYIBO
ag shame. it must have been so small to resolve to drastic measures. but it appears like it is common in Thailand for small penises. 40 patients a month? Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Tikoloshe
...He'll need to get an artificial UMSHINI WAMI!!!! Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Mellow
@Shredder I only assumed that he wasnt gonna use it caus eit doesnt seem like he was using it for the whole 49yrs if he only realised at 50 that its invisible Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Msiphos00
He should have come to Limpopo, they do enlargement the safeway there all you need is just plant a tree and watch after it until it has grown to the right size, as the tree grows and the thing also grows bigger, all you have to do if it has grown to the right size and you satisfied just have to cut the tree cos if you leave it then you will be in trouble Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Kunyeke
No use now, he must now be a setabana Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Shredder
@Mellow
@Shredder I only assumed that he wasnt gonna use it caus eit doesnt seem like he was using it for the whole 49yrs if he only realised at 50 that its invisible
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LOL. Maybe o kereile le sweet 16, now he wants to impress her. Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Missjoy
Msiphos00
He should have come to Limpopo, they do enlargement the safeway there all you need is just plant a tree and watch after it until it has grown to the right size, as the tree grows and the thing also grows bigger, all you have to do if it has grown to the right size and you satisfied just have to cut the tree cos if you leave it then you will be in trouble
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Wazinjani, are you talking from experience? Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Ayobas
maybe the poor man was under pressure from the ladies. Ladies can press a man so hard that he will feel like he is not a man enough. Most women prefers the biggest of them all, why? I don't know. I m average, I m happy with it. I read somewhere on the newspaper, a doctor from helll saying or claiming that he can increase 3-8 inches for R800.00. Imagine how many went to him to increase? I too believe that the bigger the better. Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Nastradamas
size doesnt matter, its how you operate Report Abuse
Ah well, thats how the cookie crumbles. I needed mine enlarged, so I spoke to one horse if he could lend me his, for R500, he agreed. Now all my ladies walk around with big smiles on their faces everyday. SIZE DOES MATTER, you only need to speak to a horse, then you'd be hung like one.
(luckily for me, the horse in question passed away due to embarrassment, so I kept his dong) Report Abuse
Nov 16, 2012
Loverman
like really? this guy believes in every myth he hears he's crazy that should teach him and everyone who belives in myth without scientific evidence. Report Abuse
@Sasha*-Fierce Kana that is the right thing to do. Accept what you have and stop sleeping around. Keep your secret between you and your woman. Only those who sleep around will have this doubt lingering in their minds because they also think of what all these women they sleep with say and think about them. Report Abuse
Nov 19, 2012
MsKinkyakaKamaSutra
@Missjoy
I am a lady and I really don't knw how man feel about the size of their thing, but I really think size doesnt matter as long as you knw how to use your thing and you are not selfish. sex is about love if you do it with someone you dont love uzobona amaphutha nobuncane but if you do it with someone you love sometimes his finger only will get you there.
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So true doll, it is about passion, ease, enjoyment, and bodies being in unison.......... not pain.
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Sasha*-Fierce
Can people please accept their special gift from God! As long as it can make children is fine! I do not worry about a small size!Report Abuse
Laqasha
Serves you right!Report Abuse
Mosquer
You lost it!!!! Suit you nehReport Abuse
MAILBOX
LKKMKDReport Abuse
maneater
how does anyone inject anything to the penis? just the thought of it brings pain to mine.Report Abuse
MommaC
Olive oil?Pity his brain wasn't any bigger than his d*ck!
Report Abuse
Mntwana7
Why was he still worried about it at 50, now he doesn't have it at all and the wife will have to knock next door... POOR WIFE!!!Report Abuse
MophemeKoPitori
The guy sholud have worn a condom, maybe the pain and infection would have been put at BAY! LMAO!!!!kikikikikikii...Stupid man
Report Abuse
Danielrjvvuren
LOL!! You wanted to be greedy and god was like "THEN NONE FOR YOU!!!"Report Abuse
swona
he survived low performance for 50yrs now he wants change, he'll use his finger now!Report Abuse
Mi5sh
People don't value their lives.. that's all m going to say!!Report Abuse
Papage
They must ask Dr Shangaan from GiyaniReport Abuse
malemaforpresident
lol nna ke sharp iyoo life without sex?Report Abuse
Mellow
50 yr old who was desperate to enlarge his penis hahahahahahaha he is way past mid-life crisis whatt the hell was he thinking anyways not like he was gonna be able to use it so serves him rightReport Abuse
silverbullet
Bofebe le Jwala, gents stop drinking di pitsa tsa ma ZCC, and stop using viagra wen you still young cause this things will affect your perfomance wen your still young. me i go naturall i still hit hard naturally. i have friends who are my age (27) who are now suffering because of amapilisi, they suffer from early ejaculation, and all those grandpa sexuall difficulties@ 27, 28 years of age. ke weekend am gona find myself a ben 10 to increase my caps, going for hundred capsReport Abuse
swona
shame he should have been told about me before it was cut, would have fixed him!Report Abuse
RobinX
This is one of the crazier things I have read in a while. Almost as ridiculous as a fat womaniser demanding to be respected.Report Abuse
Lemtongthai
That is why I prefer to keep mine of Gangnam proportions. Oh, by the way, I also forgot to use viagra the other day. Lucky you.Report Abuse
Danielrjvvuren
And god wrote the 11th commandment... Thou shall not mess with thine winky lest you want to loose it! NO WINKY FOR YOU!!!Report Abuse
MommaC
Did he live in Bangkok?Report Abuse
Laqasha
bamnqamule umpipi, yho!Report Abuse
shakashaka
Guys its not about size its about technique. If you push and pull very quick you will finish very quick but if you go in relax about 5 seconds then take those angles left and right. You will take 1 to 2 hours enjoying yourself no matter what sizeReport Abuse
Missjoy
I am a lady and I really don't knw how man feel about the size of their thing, but I really think size doesnt matter as long as you knw how to use your thing and you are not selfish. sex is about love if you do it with someone you dont love uzobona amaphutha nobuncane but if you do it with someone you love sometimes his finger only will get you there.Report Abuse
KatakataEmaotoAditshepe
Heheeeee! banna ho tshwerwe mathata.Report Abuse
Silent_Assassin
Good.. Very GoodReport Abuse
nzaco
no jokes please...mothyo o lemetse asseblief.Report Abuse
Laqasha
This is where rhino horns end up, these are big on having umpipi omkhulu, oqinile all the time.Report Abuse
kabelo110
Eish thats bad for him. I saw an advert on some of jozi Pharmacy in bree str about P3ns enlargmnt, you think their products is authentic mara??Report Abuse
Mokwepa
@MissjoyI am a lady and I really don't knw how man feel about the size of their thing, but I really think size doesnt matter as long as you knw how to use your thing and you are not selfish. sex is about love if you do it with someone you dont love uzobona amaphutha nobuncane but if you do it with someone you love sometimes his finger only will get you there.
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your number please
Report Abuse
Chichi7
i can never understand why men are so obssessed with their size and length.Report Abuse
Laqasha
They should give a bull penis and bull testicles, that way he will come hard and strong.Report Abuse
Voetzek
But can anyone excluding mophies and makgwahla explain to me whether how do the feel being penetrated by big or small d***k, is there any differenceReport Abuse
Shredder
Some years ago I once listened to Solly Mputle(JD Sol) and Sammy Mashabane in Motsweding FM in Mputle's morning show. Those two guys could talk crap. They were talking about this enlargement thing. Mputle said you will find these pen!s enlargers in the surgery reception wearing balaclavas so that no one recognises them. Mashabane responded, "Oh, these are the guys you'd find in the gym showers showing off by hanging towels over their massive d!cks" LOL.Report Abuse
Ratshufi
Poor 50yr old man ...now he is going to walk around p3nnisl3ss...bailo mo kenya ya plastic just for gor a kgone go r0taReport Abuse
Mphokolodi02
u zenzile a ka khalelwa....Report Abuse
Mnyakazo258
God gave you a vienna, and that vienna suits you well and you should have learnt how to eat kukies with vienna not changing vienna to Russian .......Accept the punishment from the Lord ngoba russian was too big for your mashed potatoes .......you deserve that sani.
Report Abuse
Shredder
@Chichi7 - i can never understand why men are so obssessed with their size and length.==================================================================
Inferiority complex. That is why they even kill when they find out their women are cheating on them. The imagination of some other guy with massive d!ck or great performance than their becomes traumatic. LOL. I am not joking, even Richard Mdluli alluded to that.
Read this if you don't believe me
http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2012/09/19/any-man-would-feel-useless-if-your-woman-finds-another-man---mdluli
Report Abuse
Lemtongthai
@MissjoyYou must be about 38 years of age. It takes that long for a woman to appreciate the awsome coldness of a warm beer. LoL
Report Abuse
MommaC
I must admit, I've never understood men's fascination with the size of other men's members either. If it works, its fine.Report Abuse
Shredder
@Mellow50 yr old who was desperate to enlarge his penis hahahahahahaha he is way past mid-life crisis whatt the hell was he thinking anyways not like he was gonna be able to use it so serves him right
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How do you know that he was not going to use it? Some men approaching 80s still perform. At least so I read. But anyway, Zuma is one testimony that he uses it and he is 70.
Report Abuse
Lesoba-Le-Phodile
Monna-Moholo feela ka Pipinyana.Report Abuse
KatakataEmaotoAditshepe
Tabakgolo ke letheka bashanyana,letheka ha le hana tse tshehadi di tlola lesaka hodimo hoba ha di lapa di ya baleha."size doesnt matter" maar e seng stompi sa zolo hle banna.Report Abuse
Lesoba-Le-Phodile
E kare keya bona hle Banna...Monna-Moholo ka Pipinyana e Sosobaneng. Ke Leqai.Report Abuse
Missjoy
Lemtongthai@Missjoy
You must be about 38 years of age. It takes that long for a woman to appreciate the awsome coldness of a warm beer. LoL
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Lets just say I have experience
Report Abuse
HAYIBO
ag shame. it must have been so small to resolve to drastic measures. but it appears like it is common in Thailand for small penises. 40 patients a month?Report Abuse
Tikoloshe
...He'll need to get an artificial UMSHINI WAMI!!!!Report Abuse
Mellow
@Shredder I only assumed that he wasnt gonna use it caus eit doesnt seem like he was using it for the whole 49yrs if he only realised at 50 that its invisibleReport Abuse
Msiphos00
He should have come to Limpopo, they do enlargement the safeway there all you need is just plant a tree and watch after it until it has grown to the right size, as the tree grows and the thing also grows bigger, all you have to do if it has grown to the right size and you satisfied just have to cut the tree cos if you leave it then you will be in troubleReport Abuse
Kunyeke
No use now, he must now be a setabanaReport Abuse
Shredder
@Mellow@Shredder I only assumed that he wasnt gonna use it caus eit doesnt seem like he was using it for the whole 49yrs if he only realised at 50 that its invisible
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LOL. Maybe o kereile le sweet 16, now he wants to impress her.
Report Abuse
Missjoy
Msiphos00He should have come to Limpopo, they do enlargement the safeway there all you need is just plant a tree and watch after it until it has grown to the right size, as the tree grows and the thing also grows bigger, all you have to do if it has grown to the right size and you satisfied just have to cut the tree cos if you leave it then you will be in trouble
**********************************************************************************************************************
Wazinjani, are you talking from experience?
Report Abuse
Ayobas
maybe the poor man was under pressure from the ladies. Ladies can press a man so hard that he will feel like he is not a man enough. Most women prefers the biggest of them all, why? I don't know. I m average, I m happy with it. I read somewhere on the newspaper, a doctor from helll saying or claiming that he can increase 3-8 inches for R800.00. Imagine how many went to him to increase? I too believe that the bigger the better.Report Abuse
Nastradamas
size doesnt matter, its how you operateReport Abuse
Njombi
@MissJoy I'm loving you alreadyReport Abuse
skwamasamabele
Ah well, thats how the cookie crumbles. I needed mine enlarged, so I spoke to one horse if he could lend me his, for R500, he agreed. Now all my ladies walk around with big smiles on their faces everyday. SIZE DOES MATTER, you only need to speak to a horse, then you'd be hung like one.(luckily for me, the horse in question passed away due to embarrassment, so I kept his dong)
Report Abuse
Loverman
like really? this guy believes in every myth he hears he's crazy that should teach him and everyone who belives in myth without scientific evidence.Report Abuse
madimetsha
if its too small, use your tongueReport Abuse
mzilo
@Sasha*-Fierce Kana that is the right thing to do. Accept what you have and stop sleeping around. Keep your secret between you and your woman. Only those who sleep around will have this doubt lingering in their minds because they also think of what all these women they sleep with say and think about them.Report Abuse
MsKinkyakaKamaSutra
@MissjoyI am a lady and I really don't knw how man feel about the size of their thing, but I really think size doesnt matter as long as you knw how to use your thing and you are not selfish. sex is about love if you do it with someone you dont love uzobona amaphutha nobuncane but if you do it with someone you love sometimes his finger only will get you there.
**************************************************************************************************************************
So true doll, it is about passion, ease, enjoyment, and bodies being in unison.......... not pain.
Bigger does not always mean better...........
Report Abuse
nnakenna
Ag shameReport Abuse
noxino
serves him right! stupid man.Report Abuse
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