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It's always nice to see neighbours helping neighbours. But a California man's idea of a neighbourhood watch somehow ended with him naked in his female neighbour's bed, police say.

Cops arrested Konstantin Khazin, 25, a native of Ukraine who lives in San Diego, after his neighbour called police about 1 a.m., San Diego's KNSD-TV reports.

Khazin's neighbour apparently returned home late, to the unexpected sight of Khazin naked in her bed. She ran out of the apartment and called police.

But in a strange twist, Khazin allegedly told police his in-the-buff bed-sitting was actually meant to prevent crime.

The naked bed-sitter's story goes like this: He allegedly heard a noise coming from his neighbour's apartment, which he claims was unlocked. So he went inside to investigate, according to KNSD.

For some reason, he then decided to take off his clothes and get into his neighbour's unoccupied bed.

Why did Konstantin Khazin stay in the woman's apartment after making sure everything was OK? Because "when a person goes into someone's house, he should let them know he is there," is how KNSD described Khazin's statement to police.

The man also said he didn't want his neighbour to think he was stealing from her, according to police.

None of these explanations really help to clarify why Khazin decided to disrobe.

Police have ruled out drug and alcohol use.

They've also determined Khazin did not intend to commit a sex crime when wound up naked in his neighbour's bed.

Khazin will likely face charges of prowling, The San Diego Union-Tribune reports. That's a form of disorderly conduct in California, punishable by fines and jail time.

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Aug 20, 2012

maneater

this is easy to explain he was mastubating in her bed and fell asleep afterwards!!
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Aug 20, 2012

SAKARAPIM

@maneater,,, lol yeah it myt be sumthn like tht, or the woman was to be caught and dicided to act mumb game
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Aug 20, 2012

JungleFever

Made In America - That is one crazy country I tell, just some time ago people were having sex at Walmart.
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Aug 20, 2012

RobinH

Hmmm. Nutcases everywhere.
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Aug 20, 2012

T'dpole

he has been sleeping with that woman for a long time, now she is acting as if she knows nothing becos she just got laid by another man.so she was tired and wanted him out of the apartment........y a sa locka apartment yagwe? thats how the poor guy wait for her all the time................
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Aug 20, 2012

ChilliesJnr

Lol American Pie 3!...

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@Maneater, as for musterbatin, why would he decide to go musterbate @ her bed?
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Aug 20, 2012

maneater

ChilliesJnr
Lol American Pie 3!...

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@Maneater, as for musterbatin, why would he decide to go musterbate @ her bed?
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maybe to make the image in his mind more real!!!
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Aug 20, 2012

ChilliesJnr

@Maneater, as for musterbatin, why would he decide to go musterbate @ her bed?
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maybe to make the image in his mind more real!!!

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LOL, Then he must be one hell of a Jerk!...
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Aug 20, 2012

Kabelo10

This women wa chansa, o jola le die man.
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Aug 20, 2012

januswanus

He was ducking the bed. Yeeerrr you should have take her panties everyone you think of her you wear one on the head.
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