it wont work here in SA, poligamy at its best, even you have ten rings on your finger , with money and nice cars , tenders frm INKANDLE for building toilets for twenty two kids , they will love you here. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Shredder
Ko e rekela Nevus, Monarchies le Maezisto Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
1andonlybucs
hehehehe good one . i like. but i wont apply it.. let the Americans use it. in mzansi it makes no difference. here even if u have a tatoo on yr forehead written ''Maried''.. no one gives a damn. as long as u got money and a fleshy car. chicks dig you!!! Report Abuse
@ lidododuvha
shame sour grapes you have score very high forgeting you facing big guys. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Candyboy
aaahhh well......still won’t stop me from sh@gging your w!fe.....i even allow her to keep on the ring you gave her when you said I do.....she says its more passionate & intimate that way...!!! Report Abuse
we have created this wedding ring for people intent on cheating
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Another stupid invention by Americans, who said MARRIED cheating men cheats because they not wearing the ring or it didn’t leave a mark or they take it off while cheating? LOL I can already see AMERICAN SWISS *PUN* flooded with queues by potential clients Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Budapat
hahahahahahaha, even the newly invented eTv's south african version of cheaters show wont work china, bring it to mzantsi and see if you'll make a difference Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Candyboy
and u naughty and liking it alot......!!!!! Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
DJWinner
People are having sex with rings on these days, they don't care. I myself had sex with somebody's wife the other day, we did care about the ring. What difference will the name make? The Cake and Spear can't see anything. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Candyboy
@DJWinner
for once i will pray that GF's husby dont catch you wena.....you must stop it already...anyhoo.....did you se how she moves that @ss bru....daaaaamn...i dont blame u for hitting that @ss dude....just watch ur back neh.....kikikikikikiki Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Punkies
mxcm-:) not is SA...migwanti prefers our husbands. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
lidodaduvha11
@dj winner; i am alwyas having sex with the lady with a ring and she it cost her husband 4500, i sometimes ask her to take it out, cause i feel for the poor guy.
Cheating has nothing to do with a wedding band! is this concept so difficult to understand. its called Common Sense 101 its free in South Africa.Married men cheat more with married women. Report Abuse
lidodaduvha11
@dj winner; i am alwyas having sex with the lady with a ring and she it cost her husband 4500, i sometimes ask her to take it out, cause i feel for the poor guy.
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ha ha ha...As I say that the Cake and Spear can't see anything.
Ja Mellow, it is stuuupid, you think JZ would give a f.uck whether it leaves an impression hehehehehe Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Candyboy
@Punkies
mxcm-:) not is SA...migwanti prefers our husbands.
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sorry neh....now tell hubby, he better act up...cos kingcandy like him some punkies....*winksing u* Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
DjEp
@mokwepa
"is cheating ok for men.."
where does this fit in the article, besides such is a personal choice.
some people choose to drink alcohol some choose to drink soft drinks and none of them is wrong or right, its their choice.
DjEp
@mokwepa
"is cheating ok for men.."
where does this fit in the article, besides such is a personal choice.
some people choose to drink alcohol some choose to drink soft drinks and none of them is wrong or right, its their choice.
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@DjEp
this fit in this because they are talking about mayonaise. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Lord-Have-Mercy
Lousy thinking American, Lord Have Mercy on us Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
lidodaduvha11
Mokwepa
is chaeting for men ok?
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cheating and poligamy are same thing.This is another method of having many wives unkown to the Big wive at home becouse of lack of enough income,Poligamy on he other hand is marrying many girls and build them their won houses, hiding behind the tradition, becouse in that case you have money to afford them and no one can come to and question you.
so chaeting is ok depend what strategy ru going to use. if your a women and they find u chaetign it will be difficult for him to forgive, but woment easily forgive. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Britata
I date married man even when they are wearing a ring...i dont care about their status because im only intrested in their wallets Report Abuse
@Buckselona Which man? I only do women and NO I have never ever cheated on her *blushing* and how are you doing my good Sir? Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Mokwepa
ntebo
Nna I want to know gore what happenes when they divorce, with that permanent ring print on your finger
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the finger gets cut. then when you meet someone without a finger,then u know gore ke devorcee.
no one will lie. i like the idea Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
MGEEZ
This is beautiful; great idea; the only snag is that cheaters will not wear such a ring. Nevertheless its money making idea. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Ubufebe
@Britata
Ok, but I dont deal in miracles so no I dont think I can cure open leg syndrome, if there is such a thing hahahaha Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Dzel
I spot a business opportunity here, market to the woman and they will insist that their man buy one of these. ching ching... Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Candyboy
@Britata
@candy man
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whay u want from me wena.....am busy man....? Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Bumboklaat
Ba gafa ba, gwa tshwana ge o zola mnyakazo wao zola no matter what Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Mokwepa
Candyboy
@Britata
@candy man
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whay u want from me wena.....am busy man....?
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@Candy.
be starag maan..wajaga Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Dzel
A question we should be asking is are human beings to have one partner or have we moralised sex to the point that we are enforcing this that are not natural.
Sex with one person year in and year out gets boring, no amount of spicing up and role playing is going to change that. Often people cheat chasing the thrill of exciting sex, not because they don' love their spouse or want to end the relationship.
When a sniper like CandyBoy is around you have something serious to worry about. LOL. :-)
@Mellow.Im gud and you my sister,are you kidding me r u really a lesbian? and dont you miss the real thing(p*pi). Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
cocolucho
@ all ladies.
If he wants to cheat,let him cheat.
The best revenge that you could ever get is by crippling him financially, that way no one will want him, not even a R2 prost!tute. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Dzel
Mellow
@Buckselona Which man? I only do women and NO I have never ever cheated on her *blushing* and how are you doing my good Sir?
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Can you honestly say she satisfies you?
Surely fingers and dildos can't replace the real thing. Cabanga nje, I stay away from crime because I don't want to be another man's biaitch.
cocolucho
@ all ladies.
If he wants to cheat,let him cheat.
The best revenge that you could ever get is by crippling him financially, that way no one will want him, not even a R2 prost!tute.
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@cocolucho
@ all ladies.
If he wants to cheat,let him cheat.
The best revenge that you could ever get is by crippling him financially, that way no one will want him, not even a R2 prost!tute.
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pls stop feeding our SA sisters with this rubbish neh.....it wont work......the nyatsi will feel pity for him and feed him a warm meal everyday until he finds his feet again......!!!! Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Candyboy
am gud homie....just keeping my R5 loaded....heading to troyville tonite for ammunition.....kikikikiki Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Mellow
Buckselona
@Mellow.Im gud and you my sister,are you kidding me r u really a lesbian? and dont you miss the real thing(p*pi).
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Why are you labelling me now? and No I do not miss P.EN.I.S my frnd what's there to miss.really now? Most wome are complaing as most men cant use their sticks anyways.
@Dzel
Yes she does satisfy me...Real thing? Haaaaaaaaaaahahaha now that's just too funny hey Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
cocolucho
@dzel
Yes that would be a woman scorned! I wouldnt even let him know that I know what he is being up to. I would just start transferring funds and if the mortgage is in my name then he can find his stuff in local charity stores where he will have to buy them back, there's still so much that we could do.
@candyboy.
Its not rubbish,its the truth,any woman that doesnt want to put up with that should do just that. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Mellow
cocolucho
@ all ladies.
If he wants to cheat,let him cheat.
The best revenge that you could ever get is by crippling him financially, that way no one will want him, not even a R2 prost!tute.
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Cripple him financially? So are you saying women should start marrying for money? So if you're a broke @rse brother jy kan somaar forget bout walking down the aisle? And what about those arme skepsels who are married to those with no money already I mean realistically now you can only cripple someone with KK's status financially so lets stop fooling ourselves Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Buckselona
@Mellow.I aint labelling you girl akere you said you do women so what does that mean.Mara nna i can use my stick so so good ,im Venda girl.Wanna test drive? Report Abuse
@Buckselona LOL...You're a Venda girl with a stick?How do you know you can really use it, for all you know your poor wife/partner is just tolerating it and not enjoying. So what makes you sooo sure my dear? It means I prefer women over men. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Candyboy
@cocolucho
it wont work on me....maybe on DJWinner ja...but not me. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Mxcm!!!
Dzel
A question we should be asking is are human beings to have one partner or have we moralised sex to the point that we are enforcing this that are not natural.
Sex with one person year in and year out gets boring, no amount of spicing up and role playing is going to change that. Often people cheat chasing the thrill of exciting sex, not because they don' love their spouse or want to end the relationship.
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*Gasp* My, my, my...such statements from our Resident Boffin!
Now you've irked our curiosity...does the Brain live by his statement...anonimity considered and all....do you put your statement to practice...do you apply it in your life? Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Dzel
You are very dangerous coco....
In fact there is greater satisfaction in walking out and then with someone way better, that way when he backs you to come back you can ask what for given you have a much better deal than him. Attack his ego, not his money. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Dzel
Mxcm!!!
Now you've irked our curiosity...does the Brain live by his statement...anonimity considered and all....do you put your statement to practice...do you apply it in your life?
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No I don't and it was a thought that come up reading the article. I am not a resident anything, just me engaging with ordinary forumites. I seem to have offended you my sister, what did I do to pi$$ you off?
@mellow.
No i'm not saying woman should marry for money. If a guy is broke and you want to be with him thats fine, that just means that he's dependant on you for cash and if you cut him off, then you have financially crippled him. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Dzel
Some woman was bragging about her boyfriend spending R 8,000.00 on her weave on Metro this morning #looking at coco's direction#
Madness I say; R 8,000 hell would have to freeze over first.
@dzel.
His ego is his bank account, or are you suggesting that its his little man downstairs? Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Mellow
Mokwepa
@Mellow.
Wagafa
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Ok and thank you
@Dzel
Yeah I know kukhona ezokudlalisa ngaphandle but kukho azingenama defects you know ....
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Translation please
@Buckselona My lovie what's so real about P.EN.I.S? Maybe if you can help me see how you men claim the only real thing about you is that stick btwn your legs then maybe just maybe hey
His ego is his bank account, or are you suggesting that its his little man downstairs?
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Give the little man some credit, things men do just to please him. You'd really be suprised, just mentioned the guy who spent R 8,000 on a weave. Clearly he was not thinking with his big head.
@Mellow.Vendas never dissapoint never we are well endowed down there.Even if my woman is just tollerating it its fine but she has never complained instead she keeps cuming back for more.Do you wanna try it? Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Dzel
@Dzel
Yeah I know kukhona ezokudlalisa ngaphandle but kukho azingenama defects you know ....
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Yeah I know there are people who don't know how to use theirs but also there are real studs out there who can make you regret all the time spent with battery-powered tools. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
cocolucho
@dzel.
What makes you think that I have a weave or even want one.
I would never want a man for his money, I got my own, but I will bruise your bank account should you mess with me and not by asking you for a weave. NO NO that just wouldn't work, its best to get the cash transfered to my account and buy one of your favourite things with it and see how you like me with it. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Dzel
cocolucho
What makes you think that I have a weave or even want one.
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I did't say that, I was relating a story of a woman who thinks there is something to brag about in wasting money like that especially if you didn't work for it.
@Coco I hear you sista guess its better than going around acting like a lunatic wont change the fact that he cheated though
@Buckselona Her coming back for more doesnt necessarily mean you're good. Dont get me wrong am not saying you're not but it could be she stuck with you so why not she might as well as get some from you. And being well endowed doesnt make you pro's by default. But if you say you're good and you know it then clap your hands *singing*
lmao....brother....what you doing these females.....*am luving it* Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
BRA-MAFUTHA
Prosititutes don't care wheather u marrid or not i have seen a marrid guy walking in diplomat with his wedding ring on to buy some kuku. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Candyboy
@cocolucho
@mellow.
No i'm not saying woman should marry for money. If a guy is broke and you want to be with him thats fine, that just means that he's dependant on you for cash and if you cut him off, then you have financially crippled him.
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no man can be financially crippled by a woman...no man my sister...a reall man will know what the next move needs to be if you clean out his account.....! Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Mellow
@Dzel My battery-powered tool is sure to satisfy no disappointments so I'm very happy and like you said not every Tom, Dicky and Jabulani knows how to work a woman’s body right? Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
iWOman
Candyboy
no man can be financially crippled by a woman...no man my sister...a reall man will know what the next move needs to be if you clean out his account.....!
Yep, it's usually a "hit" that comes after a situation such as that!
You cripple a man financially and he retaliates by crippling a woman dood!! Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Candyboy
@Mellow
it all start with the correct amount of stimulation in your mind by Tom, Dicky & Jabulani.....from there on in....everything else will take care of itself.
Right... but surely if it i disappointment you want to avoid women are equally as disappointing as it boils down to the individual, not their gender.
The logic is the same as someone who says I rather date men from this race and not that race because they are this and that, hello. There are plenty of brothers you are avoiding who can do that and MORE.
that is a stupid man ma luvie....no need to k!ll anyone.....money is floating around us everywhere....a man should just be wise enuf to search in the right places....! Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Nantseka
@lidodaduvha11
Mokwepa
is chaeting for men ok?
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cheating and poligamy are same thing.This is another method of having many wives unkown to the Big wive at home becouse of lack of enough income,Poligamy on he other hand is marrying many girls and build them their won houses, hiding behind the tradition, becouse in that case you have money to afford them and no one can come to and question you.
so chaeting is ok depend what strategy ru going to use. if your a women and they find u chaetign it will be difficult for him to forgive, but woment easily forgive.
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Kwakwakwakwakwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,Bosso ndi iwe maan! #vue juts made my day# Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Mellow
I knew you'd say that cause most men complains a lot about their women who apparently just lies there instead of so yes it boils down to individuals ... well for me its a personal choice I rather go down on a woman than on a man to be honest and if there are honestly brothers like that out there then their partners are damn lucky no doubt bout it Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Mapholobakay1
Pity the ring wont close legs on some women and zipps on some men. Izwe limoshakele akuna ring ezolungisa le fatse mo. uJeso wahluleka naye. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Nantseka
The thing actually looks cute but hell no it will stop no one from doing NOTHING! Report Abuse
@mapholobakay! hai suka mara u nyanisile mtaka. Report Abuse
Jun 28, 2012
Evoke
It's really sad to see that some women would actually allow themselves to be in a situation where they are dating a married man. That just shows a lack of respect for oneself and your body, and disrespect to the other woman. As a woman you should know that men love variety, but that doesn't mean you have to contribute to that variety. We live in a very ill-minded society and our minds have been conditioned to accept things that are morally wrong. It's frustrating. Report Abuse
this s.t.u.p.id invention is only gonna work for mangamla not bodarkie Report Abuse
Jun 29, 2012
ntebo
@Headlesschick
this s.t.u.p.id invention is only gonna work for mangamla not bodarkie
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Mangamla from over seas, My sugar daddy is white and married , and knows how to give it to me Report Abuse
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CheeseBoy
stupid ideahow many married people cheat whilst wearing their rings? Single women in Mzansi love married men
go figure
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Mas-culin
Won't make any difference in Mzansimasculinnkosi_gmail
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lidodaduvha11
it wont work here in SA, poligamy at its best, even you have ten rings on your finger , with money and nice cars , tenders frm INKANDLE for building toilets for twenty two kids , they will love you here.Report Abuse
Shredder
Ko e rekela Nevus, Monarchies le MaezistoReport Abuse
1andonlybucs
hehehehe good one . i like. but i wont apply it.. let the Americans use it. in mzansi it makes no difference. here even if u have a tatoo on yr forehead written ''Maried''.. no one gives a damn. as long as u got money and a fleshy car. chicks dig you!!!Report Abuse
nwamathebula01
it wont work in mzansiReport Abuse
mhlupheki
@ lidododuvhashame sour grapes you have score very high forgeting you facing big guys.
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Candyboy
aaahhh well......still won’t stop me from sh@gging your w!fe.....i even allow her to keep on the ring you gave her when you said I do.....she says its more passionate & intimate that way...!!!Report Abuse
iWOman
You're such a freak!Report Abuse
Mellow
we have created this wedding ring for people intent on cheating.................................................................................................................
Another stupid invention by Americans, who said MARRIED cheating men cheats because they not wearing the ring or it didn’t leave a mark or they take it off while cheating? LOL I can already see AMERICAN SWISS *PUN* flooded with queues by potential clients
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Budapat
hahahahahahaha, even the newly invented eTv's south african version of cheaters show wont work china, bring it to mzantsi and see if you'll make a differenceReport Abuse
Candyboy
and u naughty and liking it alot......!!!!!Report Abuse
DJWinner
People are having sex with rings on these days, they don't care. I myself had sex with somebody's wife the other day, we did care about the ring. What difference will the name make? The Cake and Spear can't see anything.Report Abuse
Candyboy
@DJWinnerfor once i will pray that GF's husby dont catch you wena.....you must stop it already...anyhoo.....did you se how she moves that @ss bru....daaaaamn...i dont blame u for hitting that @ss dude....just watch ur back neh.....kikikikikikiki
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Punkies
mxcm-:) not is SA...migwanti prefers our husbands.Report Abuse
lidodaduvha11
@dj winner; i am alwyas having sex with the lady with a ring and she it cost her husband 4500, i sometimes ask her to take it out, cause i feel for the poor guy.Report Abuse
DjEp
Cheating has nothing to do with a wedding band! is this concept so difficult to understand. its called Common Sense 101 its free in South Africa.Married men cheat more with married women.Report Abuse
Mokwepa
is cheating ok for men?Report Abuse
DJWinner
lidodaduvha11@dj winner; i am alwyas having sex with the lady with a ring and she it cost her husband 4500, i sometimes ask her to take it out, cause i feel for the poor guy.
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ha ha ha...As I say that the Cake and Spear can't see anything.
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Ubufebe
Ja Mellow, it is stuuupid, you think JZ would give a f.uck whether it leaves an impression heheheheheReport Abuse
Candyboy
@Punkiesmxcm-:) not is SA...migwanti prefers our husbands.
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sorry neh....now tell hubby, he better act up...cos kingcandy like him some punkies....*winksing u*
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DjEp
@mokwepa"is cheating ok for men.."
where does this fit in the article, besides such is a personal choice.
some people choose to drink alcohol some choose to drink soft drinks and none of them is wrong or right, its their choice.
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Mokwepa
DjEp@mokwepa
"is cheating ok for men.."
where does this fit in the article, besides such is a personal choice.
some people choose to drink alcohol some choose to drink soft drinks and none of them is wrong or right, its their choice.
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@DjEp
this fit in this because they are talking about mayonaise.
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Lord-Have-Mercy
Lousy thinking American, Lord Have Mercy on usReport Abuse
lidodaduvha11
Mokwepais chaeting for men ok?
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cheating and poligamy are same thing.This is another method of having many wives unkown to the Big wive at home becouse of lack of enough income,Poligamy on he other hand is marrying many girls and build them their won houses, hiding behind the tradition, becouse in that case you have money to afford them and no one can come to and question you.
so chaeting is ok depend what strategy ru going to use. if your a women and they find u chaetign it will be difficult for him to forgive, but woment easily forgive.
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Britata
I date married man even when they are wearing a ring...i dont care about their status because im only intrested in their walletsReport Abuse
Mokwepa
@lidodaduvha11thank u ledoda
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Mokwepa
@Britatau an enemy to our destiny
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MGEEZ
If you need it then you should not be Married in the first place!!!Report Abuse
Candyboy
@BritataI date married man even when they are wearing a ring...i dont care about their status because im only intrested in their wallets
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kikikiki......straat meit
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Ubufebe
@BritataSo you dont mind them sticking their dirty meat into you, sies maan
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swona
they've no idea that SA single ladies think if you have a ring, u in demand!Report Abuse
swona
same to men, they see she's got a ring, they want her bad!Report Abuse
Britata
Hey CandyboyReport Abuse
Buckselona
@Yellow Mellow.Dont tell me u've never cheated on your man,cos i know you have and still are.Poor guy.Report Abuse
Candyboy
@Britatadont hey me wena......!
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Ubufebe
@CandyboyOw maan, you didnt know Britata was riding married men hahahahaha
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Candyboy
@Ubufebehad no idea dude....maybe cos i'm not married..........kikikikikikiki
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Britata
@candy man@ubufebe,il stop riding them if u change my mind
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ntebo
Nna I want to know gore what happenes when they divorce, with that permanent ring print on your fingerstupid Idea
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Mellow
@Buckselona Which man? I only do women and NO I have never ever cheated on her *blushing* and how are you doing my good Sir?Report Abuse
Mokwepa
nteboNna I want to know gore what happenes when they divorce, with that permanent ring print on your finger
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the finger gets cut. then when you meet someone without a finger,then u know gore ke devorcee.
no one will lie. i like the idea
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MGEEZ
This is beautiful; great idea; the only snag is that cheaters will not wear such a ring. Nevertheless its money making idea.Report Abuse
Ubufebe
@BritataOk, but I dont deal in miracles so no I dont think I can cure open leg syndrome, if there is such a thing hahahaha
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Dzel
I spot a business opportunity here, market to the woman and they will insist that their man buy one of these. ching ching...Report Abuse
Candyboy
@Britata@candy man
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whay u want from me wena.....am busy man....?
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Bumboklaat
Ba gafa ba, gwa tshwana ge o zola mnyakazo wao zola no matter whatReport Abuse
Mokwepa
Candyboy@Britata
@candy man
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whay u want from me wena.....am busy man....?
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@Candy.
be starag maan..wajaga
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Dzel
A question we should be asking is are human beings to have one partner or have we moralised sex to the point that we are enforcing this that are not natural.Sex with one person year in and year out gets boring, no amount of spicing up and role playing is going to change that. Often people cheat chasing the thrill of exciting sex, not because they don' love their spouse or want to end the relationship.
When a sniper like CandyBoy is around you have something serious to worry about. LOL. :-)
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Buckselona
@Mellow.Im gud and you my sister,are you kidding me r u really a lesbian? and dont you miss the real thing(p*pi).Report Abuse
cocolucho
@ all ladies.If he wants to cheat,let him cheat.
The best revenge that you could ever get is by crippling him financially, that way no one will want him, not even a R2 prost!tute.
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Dzel
Mellow@Buckselona Which man? I only do women and NO I have never ever cheated on her *blushing* and how are you doing my good Sir?
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Can you honestly say she satisfies you?
Surely fingers and dildos can't replace the real thing. Cabanga nje, I stay away from crime because I don't want to be another man's biaitch.
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Candyboy
@Dzelam watching you.....how u been....?
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Dzel
cocolucho@ all ladies.
If he wants to cheat,let him cheat.
The best revenge that you could ever get is by crippling him financially, that way no one will want him, not even a R2 prost!tute.
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A Woman scorned?
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Dzel
Good and you Sniper.Report Abuse
Candyboy
@cocolucho@ all ladies.
If he wants to cheat,let him cheat.
The best revenge that you could ever get is by crippling him financially, that way no one will want him, not even a R2 prost!tute.
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pls stop feeding our SA sisters with this rubbish neh.....it wont work......the nyatsi will feel pity for him and feed him a warm meal everyday until he finds his feet again......!!!!
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Candyboy
am gud homie....just keeping my R5 loaded....heading to troyville tonite for ammunition.....kikikikikiReport Abuse
Mellow
Buckselona@Mellow.Im gud and you my sister,are you kidding me r u really a lesbian? and dont you miss the real thing(p*pi).
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Why are you labelling me now? and No I do not miss P.EN.I.S my frnd what's there to miss.really now? Most wome are complaing as most men cant use their sticks anyways.
@Dzel
Yes she does satisfy me...Real thing? Haaaaaaaaaaahahaha now that's just too funny hey
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cocolucho
@dzelYes that would be a woman scorned! I wouldnt even let him know that I know what he is being up to. I would just start transferring funds and if the mortgage is in my name then he can find his stuff in local charity stores where he will have to buy them back, there's still so much that we could do.
@candyboy.
Its not rubbish,its the truth,any woman that doesnt want to put up with that should do just that.
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Mellow
cocolucho@ all ladies.
If he wants to cheat,let him cheat.
The best revenge that you could ever get is by crippling him financially, that way no one will want him, not even a R2 prost!tute.
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Cripple him financially? So are you saying women should start marrying for money? So if you're a broke @rse brother jy kan somaar forget bout walking down the aisle? And what about those arme skepsels who are married to those with no money already I mean realistically now you can only cripple someone with KK's status financially so lets stop fooling ourselves
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Buckselona
@Mellow.I aint labelling you girl akere you said you do women so what does that mean.Mara nna i can use my stick so so good ,im Venda girl.Wanna test drive?Report Abuse
Mokwepa
@Mellow.Wagafa
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Buckselona
@Mellow.So you wanna tell me u've never experienced the real thing(p.i.p.i) in your life?Report Abuse
Dzel
MellowYes she does satisfy me...Real thing? Haaaaaaaaaaahahaha now that's just too funny hey
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Yeah I know kukhona ezokudlalisa ngaphandle but kukho azingenama defects you know ....
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Mellow
@Buckselona LOL...You're a Venda girl with a stick?How do you know you can really use it, for all you know your poor wife/partner is just tolerating it and not enjoying. So what makes you sooo sure my dear? It means I prefer women over men.Report Abuse
Candyboy
@cocoluchoit wont work on me....maybe on DJWinner ja...but not me.
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Mxcm!!!
DzelA question we should be asking is are human beings to have one partner or have we moralised sex to the point that we are enforcing this that are not natural.
Sex with one person year in and year out gets boring, no amount of spicing up and role playing is going to change that. Often people cheat chasing the thrill of exciting sex, not because they don' love their spouse or want to end the relationship.
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*Gasp* My, my, my...such statements from our Resident Boffin!
Now you've irked our curiosity...does the Brain live by his statement...anonimity considered and all....do you put your statement to practice...do you apply it in your life?
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Dzel
You are very dangerous coco....In fact there is greater satisfaction in walking out and then with someone way better, that way when he backs you to come back you can ask what for given you have a much better deal than him. Attack his ego, not his money.
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Dzel
Mxcm!!!Now you've irked our curiosity...does the Brain live by his statement...anonimity considered and all....do you put your statement to practice...do you apply it in your life?
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No I don't and it was a thought that come up reading the article. I am not a resident anything, just me engaging with ordinary forumites. I seem to have offended you my sister, what did I do to pi$$ you off?
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cocolucho
@mellow.No i'm not saying woman should marry for money. If a guy is broke and you want to be with him thats fine, that just means that he's dependant on you for cash and if you cut him off, then you have financially crippled him.
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Dzel
Some woman was bragging about her boyfriend spending R 8,000.00 on her weave on Metro this morning #looking at coco's direction#Madness I say; R 8,000 hell would have to freeze over first.
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cocolucho
@dzel.His ego is his bank account, or are you suggesting that its his little man downstairs?
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Mellow
Mokwepa@Mellow.
Wagafa
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Ok and thank you
@Dzel
Yeah I know kukhona ezokudlalisa ngaphandle but kukho azingenama defects you know ....
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Translation please
@Buckselona My lovie what's so real about P.EN.I.S? Maybe if you can help me see how you men claim the only real thing about you is that stick btwn your legs then maybe just maybe hey
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Dzel
cocoluchoHis ego is his bank account, or are you suggesting that its his little man downstairs?
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Give the little man some credit, things men do just to please him. You'd really be suprised, just mentioned the guy who spent R 8,000 on a weave. Clearly he was not thinking with his big head.
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Buckselona
@Mellow.Vendas never dissapoint never we are well endowed down there.Even if my woman is just tollerating it its fine but she has never complained instead she keeps cuming back for more.Do you wanna try it?Report Abuse
Dzel
@Dzel
Yeah I know kukhona ezokudlalisa ngaphandle but kukho azingenama defects you know ....
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Yeah I know there are people who don't know how to use theirs but also there are real studs out there who can make you regret all the time spent with battery-powered tools.
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cocolucho
@dzel.What makes you think that I have a weave or even want one.
I would never want a man for his money, I got my own, but I will bruise your bank account should you mess with me and not by asking you for a weave. NO NO that just wouldn't work, its best to get the cash transfered to my account and buy one of your favourite things with it and see how you like me with it.
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Dzel
cocoluchoWhat makes you think that I have a weave or even want one.
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I did't say that, I was relating a story of a woman who thinks there is something to brag about in wasting money like that especially if you didn't work for it.
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Mokwepa
@all.kekopa attention toe...
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Mellow
@Coco I hear you sista guess its better than going around acting like a lunatic wont change the fact that he cheated though@Buckselona Her coming back for more doesnt necessarily mean you're good. Dont get me wrong am not saying you're not but it could be she stuck with you so why not she might as well as get some from you. And being well endowed doesnt make you pro's by default. But if you say you're good and you know it then clap your hands *singing*
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Candyboy
@Dzellmao....brother....what you doing these females.....*am luving it*
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BRA-MAFUTHA
Prosititutes don't care wheather u marrid or not i have seen a marrid guy walking in diplomat with his wedding ring on to buy some kuku.Report Abuse
Candyboy
@cocolucho@mellow.
No i'm not saying woman should marry for money. If a guy is broke and you want to be with him thats fine, that just means that he's dependant on you for cash and if you cut him off, then you have financially crippled him.
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no man can be financially crippled by a woman...no man my sister...a reall man will know what the next move needs to be if you clean out his account.....!
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Mellow
@Dzel My battery-powered tool is sure to satisfy no disappointments so I'm very happy and like you said not every Tom, Dicky and Jabulani knows how to work a woman’s body right?Report Abuse
iWOman
Candyboyno man can be financially crippled by a woman...no man my sister...a reall man will know what the next move needs to be if you clean out his account.....!
Yep, it's usually a "hit" that comes after a situation such as that!
You cripple a man financially and he retaliates by crippling a woman dood!!
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Candyboy
@Mellowit all start with the correct amount of stimulation in your mind by Tom, Dicky & Jabulani.....from there on in....everything else will take care of itself.
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Dzel
Right... but surely if it i disappointment you want to avoid women are equally as disappointing as it boils down to the individual, not their gender.The logic is the same as someone who says I rather date men from this race and not that race because they are this and that, hello. There are plenty of brothers you are avoiding who can do that and MORE.
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Candyboy
@iWOmanthat is a stupid man ma luvie....no need to k!ll anyone.....money is floating around us everywhere....a man should just be wise enuf to search in the right places....!
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Nantseka
@lidodaduvha11Mokwepa
is chaeting for men ok?
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cheating and poligamy are same thing.This is another method of having many wives unkown to the Big wive at home becouse of lack of enough income,Poligamy on he other hand is marrying many girls and build them their won houses, hiding behind the tradition, becouse in that case you have money to afford them and no one can come to and question you.
so chaeting is ok depend what strategy ru going to use. if your a women and they find u chaetign it will be difficult for him to forgive, but woment easily forgive.
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Kwakwakwakwakwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,Bosso ndi iwe maan! #vue juts made my day#
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Mellow
I knew you'd say that cause most men complains a lot about their women who apparently just lies there instead of so yes it boils down to individuals ... well for me its a personal choice I rather go down on a woman than on a man to be honest and if there are honestly brothers like that out there then their partners are damn lucky no doubt bout itReport Abuse
Mapholobakay1
Pity the ring wont close legs on some women and zipps on some men. Izwe limoshakele akuna ring ezolungisa le fatse mo. uJeso wahluleka naye.Report Abuse
Nantseka
The thing actually looks cute but hell no it will stop no one from doing NOTHING!Report Abuse
Mellow
Sorry TYPOReport Abuse
Bumboklaat
Mara ke utlwile pila o mongwe a re Vendas ba irang? we endowed or something like that?Report Abuse
Sugaar
It won't work on a black skin.Report Abuse
milkshake77
@mapholobakay! hai suka mara u nyanisile mtaka.Report Abuse
Evoke
It's really sad to see that some women would actually allow themselves to be in a situation where they are dating a married man. That just shows a lack of respect for oneself and your body, and disrespect to the other woman. As a woman you should know that men love variety, but that doesn't mean you have to contribute to that variety. We live in a very ill-minded society and our minds have been conditioned to accept things that are morally wrong. It's frustrating.Report Abuse
Evoke
@Mapholobakay1 uJesu akahluleki ndonda. Nakancane nje.Report Abuse
Headlesschick
this s.t.u.p.id invention is only gonna work for mangamla not bodarkieReport Abuse
ntebo
@Headlesschickthis s.t.u.p.id invention is only gonna work for mangamla not bodarkie
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Mangamla from over seas, My sugar daddy is white and married , and knows how to give it to me
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Mporoz
Stupid IdeaReport Abuse
khayonealu
they go for the married guyReport Abuse
malemaforpresident
ShredderKo e rekela Nevus, Monarchies le Maezisto
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start with keratabasadi kwaaaaaaa
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Blackbear
give five of those to zuma and he will stil father another child out of wedlock.............................Report Abuse
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