Never mind ants in your pants, what about snakes and tortoises?
That's what authorities at Miami's international airport said they found inside the trousers of a passenger as he tried to board a flight for Brazil.
The U.S. Transportation Security Administration said the man had seven exotic snakes and three tortoises wrapped in nylon bags that had been stuffed into his pants.
He was discovered as he went through a body scanner at one of the airport's security checkpoints on Thursday and arrested by U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service officials for violating animal trafficking laws.
Authorities declined to identify the man or offer any explanation for his botched attempt at reptile smuggling.
Sep 1, 2011
CheeseBoy
people have lots of time. they always come up with ingenious ways to smuggle goods. this on tops them all.what if the snakes bit off his "snake"
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Sep 1, 2011
Nasty-Bis
Yah neh !!!!well i have a "Anaconda" snake in my pants, but 7 snakes in my pants
wouldnt be such a good idea.
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Sep 1, 2011
Papage
If it was in Limpopo, we would be saying ke Boloi, Now what is this? it seems Boloi bo everywhere, just Like Cops who dont do their work, but enjoy sex all the time are everywhere. Eish le Makgowa a loyaReport Abuse
Sep 1, 2011
SKIZOBANTWANA
Imagine gettin arrasted for this SH!T...I still maintain that NYAOPE is all over'' Period
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Sep 1, 2011
PapaJR
dee bra wanyela noga?? e tlare e bona ntoto ya gage yare omang wena obvious e kase bolele then ya kwata........,ke bole lewena mane e loma NTOTO staiyf noga??
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Sep 1, 2011
Jane-Doe
The snakes may have been amazed to find a warm blooded, one eyed relative!__________
The guy's lucky they didn't bite his dick off!
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