Sun May 19 09:28:56 SAST 2013

Just Married... for 20 minutes after seeing his home

Jul 20, 2011 | Daily Record | 70 comments

Bride flees after seeing his home (but not before sending him out to buy noodles so she could make some phone calls)

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Sun May 19 09:28:56 SAST 2013 ::
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Jul 20, 2011

mjimara

Basadi! Eish - kgomo ea moreneng kannete.
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Jul 20, 2011

Mellow

Hahahahahahahahahahaha LMAO
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Jul 20, 2011

Sgandy

hahahaha ja talk about desperation for entry into the UK and proper papers..old man should have realized before..lol..the girl must be somewhere in West London with the boyfriend now.
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Jul 20, 2011

Bumboklaat

Ya nee!

Mokgalabe wa 57 years osa shiana kamo morago ga madonga?
Batlao bereka papa!
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Jul 20, 2011

LijahaSisu

That skobo ukulayile wena Madala. Your viagra only keeps your chip awake for a few minutes so what were you expecting from a Jamaican nogal. I wish she should have put that wedding ring you bought her on your penis as I suspect it would fit perfectly.
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Jul 20, 2011

TKay

Introducing her to your Mom after marrying her? you should have done so before tying the not - Mothers are mostly never wrong if they tell that the girl ant good for you, Mothers can smell gold diggers and biatches from far. Sorry Madala, its the beauty that fooled you
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Jul 20, 2011

Mellow

Sorry for laughing LOL mara haaibo madala you're crazy shem it was obviously too good to be true and he knew it thus he kept pinching his wrinkled skin to make sure he wasnt dreaming oohhh sad Jamaican girl took you for a ride oupa
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Jul 20, 2011

Mosquer

Heheeheee haahaaa eish mokgalabje next time leave bana ba bannyane alone
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Jul 20, 2011

BOPHELO

OLD FOOL EK SE'
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Jul 20, 2011

Shredder

IMO 33 year difference is too much. But hey, basadi ba tsofala ka pele. Check those 80 year old husbands and their 60 year wives. There's no difference, only a perfect match.
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Jul 20, 2011

Da-undisputed

Lesson learnt Madala.

If its skin is black and has p***ssy don't trust it.
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Jul 20, 2011

Mapensela

This can be done by Catty88 and she looks like her
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Jul 20, 2011

svavava

hahahaha, m nt laughing bt its funny
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Jul 20, 2011

Papage

Why all black ladies go for old white men now, is it about money or what? I have seen lots of South African black women doing the same, why not your age, but man older than your father? shame a lena ditlhong. this is immorality, hence you are for ever crying after they dumped you with a kid in the tummy. grow up and think properly.
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Jul 20, 2011

vanZyl

Not only does he allow his stupidity to embarrass him, but he also goes to the world’s news paper to add insult to injury. What was he thinking: that she really loved him? Hahahahaha!
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Jul 20, 2011

DAVINATOR22

SE SE SALANG KE GORE O JELE MADALA
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Jul 20, 2011

Mpotjekegobotje

Shame the poor man...Monna ke Nku,llela ka teng monna...basadi!basadi!...eish....
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Jul 20, 2011

vhatsepe

Indeed you have been used, you were trying to use the black chick for ur sexual needs, she used you at the end, clever girl.
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Jul 20, 2011

Andrew5

Dont worry old man, at least you screwed her several times neh?
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Jul 20, 2011

Catty88

bhwahahahahahahaha.uzobhadla old man.

some men act clever while they are right out stupid.

Great plan mu sister maen!Ai man!
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Jul 20, 2011

Mapensela

@Catty88 she looks and act just like you
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Jul 20, 2011

iris65

lol sorry dude
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Jul 20, 2011

MacBerry

I hope this isn't some 'Shrien Devani' scam. O kreya o bolaile ngwana batho wena skelem kop and then o tlore she left you!
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Jul 20, 2011

nicki

hahahahhahahahahahaahahhahhahah,poor old man,dont worry she'll come back running back to you when the boyfriend dumps her,jamaican boys dont play
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Jul 20, 2011

Magolwane

Good 4 u old man.

There is an old saying:"Ingubo endala idlala abantwana"-(english version)"Kids may play with an Old blanket".
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Jul 20, 2011

G-ruff

The old man was infact sleeping when she left.
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Jul 20, 2011

SmartMoa

They met over the internet I guess, bakgalabje ba go rata go chata, he deserve it, gona nou he is going to die of heart attack.
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Jul 20, 2011

Catty88

@Mapensela i know.so?
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Jul 20, 2011

WordofGod

ja neh!!!!!! batho ba slege
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Jul 20, 2011

G-ruff

I wonder how old is her father.
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Jul 20, 2011

Mybra

They warned the mkhulu that the girl, Patrice, has a Jamaican
lover living in the UK.

But the mkhulu had the hots for the Jamaican young blood.

Moemish. Volle volle oud moemish!

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Jul 20, 2011

zaman

Such a fool old man you diserve it ,what were you thinking a 24 yr old tie a knot with a 57 yr old dream on man.
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Jul 20, 2011

Mdede

U no wot, im born and bred here in the Transkei, my first wife (white like me)got married in our teens, she passed away 13 yrs ago, i was then 55yrs old. a year later i got involved with a 20yr old xhosa lady, her husband of 1yr had died. we courted for 3yrs, got married and have been together 4 almost 11yrs......so age is not a factor,.....im now 68yrs old, and still satisfy her 4 times a week!!!...as she says..."LOVE HAS NO AGE"
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Jul 20, 2011

Catty88

@zaman many man think they are clever while they are stupid.
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Jul 20, 2011

ntshware-ke-yawa

20 Jul 2011Mdede

"so age is not a factor,.....im now 68yrs old, and still satisfy her 4 times a week!!!...as she says..."LOVE HAS NO AGE"
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four times a week,at least its better than nothing bhwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Jul 20, 2011

ntshware-ke-yawa

Hardluck madala,it won't help you standing there mopping,mopping,mopping.

I mean even women who use to say "age ain't nothing but a number",have turned against you today.

What a world we are living!!!!!!!!!

I pause
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Jul 20, 2011

Tlalisto

Mdala next time you get involved le 16V make sure you give her 3 bambinos.
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Jul 20, 2011

lindsay

this man is 57 years old what is he eating?
he looks like 90 years old to me.
don't worry you were doing a public service free visa to uk
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Jul 20, 2011

Tlalisto

I forgot to worn you Mdala that you must have lot of Viagra in a scafftin.
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Jul 20, 2011

G-ruff

Hopefully she did not go for another old victim.
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Jul 20, 2011

sodoma

eish o madala man u cant be gud in bed she is still young and sexy bicth skomora madala no plans.
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Jul 20, 2011

tauyalebowa

hahahahaha ur uselss.
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Jul 20, 2011

Mahlol'adibona

Go ja monna ga se go mo fetša.
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Jul 20, 2011

Oblongata

This is hilarious...
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Jul 20, 2011

K_za

Ewww---what a girl would do to get a visa.
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Jul 20, 2011

Baglady

A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, she now has a visa. Sorry old man.
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Jul 20, 2011

G-ruff

You have learned so many lessons old man, but this one will possibily put you in hospital bed.
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Jul 20, 2011

nsukuangel

Eish hard luck old man...hahahahaha this is Nigerian kind of doing, thaught she was nigeria at first.
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Jul 20, 2011

switrivenge

Khamon Madala man, what got into yo mind? iingane leyo, that's yo grandchild irrespective of colour. Jy's n pudi van madala.
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Jul 20, 2011

Jjones

Sugar Daddy got what he deserves ka ngwana a monyane..so why complain as if she used u
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Jul 21, 2011

Molora

These is what is happening to our fellow country-ladies who run around with;sorry to say this ;aMakwerekwere.This guys are after amaphepa.Re a di bona mo ntle mo

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Jul 21, 2011

Eezy-E

Eisan timer, tough luck but you've been conned! From now on,get with women in your age range. Come to SA and ask Mandla Mthembu, he was 50-something, married Khanyi Mbau, and POW!! He's broke and nowhere now. Hardy man, you'll heal!
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Jul 21, 2011

Takutine

Served right, even whites in this country turn to young black women when they are old fellas after spending their prime with their own kind.
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Jul 21, 2011

Skadavolicious

he was supposed to be palying with his grandchildren at his age damn it!!!!olayekile lo madala.....
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Jul 21, 2011

Rebathobamoya

THE SOWETAN BLOG IS OVER-SUBSCRIBED BY CERTAIN TRIBES..

PEDI's & NORTHERN SOTHO's should stop commenting here. THE IS OVER-SUPPLY OF THEM ON THIS SOWETAN BLOG - 99% OF BLOGGERS TALK THIS FANAKALO

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Jul 21, 2011

nalita

ONYAKANG baneng mokgalabye. old fool
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Jul 21, 2011

ayobaness

good gal
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Jul 21, 2011

HSB

ay no gals are like that you can laugh now at him and tomorrow it will be you. dont ever trust a gal no wonder why i prefeer to have many of them so that incase one of them decide to end things i wouldnt mind.
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Jul 21, 2011

DZANANIMIGAVHINI

sori 57-year-old Johnny Gannon
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Jul 21, 2011

JeanClaude

@SteveS
Hope you will stop picking up girls at Newscafe in Hatfield.
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Jul 21, 2011

yakondofaya

surely this chick gave him the jamaican punanie from the back, mokgalabe aba confused, phela this jamaican ladies batsamaya, u can see them on the rugga videos
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Jul 21, 2011

Tom23

madala go bk to jamaica n get anada dakie dnt stress
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Jul 22, 2011

Turfloop

Hi Mellow, how are you doing?
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Jul 22, 2011

Dudet!

lmao. it serves him right!
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Jul 22, 2011

Mamutsu

Sorry madala you had it bad. Maybe you were fooled by the people that says that if you date a young woman you will stay looking young for a long time. Go back to your x-wife and leave young grils alone madala
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Jul 22, 2011

PapaKissMeThrice

Sorry tata,next time get Viagra
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Jul 24, 2011

KARIS

This blacks are spoiling for other genuine blacks in the name of LOVE!!!.we are not all the same...guys everyone deserves happiness and love in this world
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Sep 20, 2011

Sexybeast

life is usually a win/lose situation, you wont necesarily know the outcomes of most situations until they happen. i feel sorry for you dude
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Oct 1, 2012

musandaselbo

she is a clever,
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May 9, 2013

McCountry_SA

ke Mosadi mo tlang gona, o tla go kenya M.A.S.E.P.E.N.G wa shala o nga ore phuuuuuu
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