Drunk burglar arrested
He fell into a stupor after helping himself to several bottles of alcohol - and sniffing glue
A burglar who fell into a stupor after helping himself to several bottles of alcohol at the Vereeniging home he broke into was arrested at the crime scene by police.
Beeld reported that thieves had broken into the home of Dennis Stastney last week, after the family left for work.
“It looks as though they’d had a massive party here all day... if one looks at the amount of alcohol consumed, there was more than one burglar,” Stastney said.
The burglars ransacked the house and stole electronic items and jewellery, urinated on the beds and couches, and had a meal.
“They emptied five bottles of booze, including a bottle of brandy, a bottle of whiskey, rum, wine and vodka.”
Stastney said he, his wife and two children arrived home around 6pm, to find a man sleeping on their couch.
They notified the Vereeniging community policing forum, and police duly arrived at the scene, woke the intruder up and helped him into a police van.
“He was covered in alcohol and glue — he’d sniffed a bottle of glue I’d been using to put in wooden floors,” Stastney said.
He described the incident as “frightening”, as the intruders had obviously been familiar with the family’s routine.

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BOSSO_KE_MANG?
Kwakwakwakwakwakwa poverty is bad .Report Abuse
Mjohnizer
lol...ja ne, ke sthipha outie yeReport Abuse
NeoBaBe
lol..Report Abuse
MOKOPANEDUDE
fantacising of gud life,drinking whisky poverty is a crimeReport Abuse
Shredder
Urinating on the beds and couches!!Look at you now. Look at you. You are going to be locked up foolish man. Nonsense **Nigerian accent**
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MAILBOX
I wish he rod in jail and a ntshe le ba bangwe most of all o ka re ba ka moja goet ko teronkong. bastardReport Abuse
madamx
Yo yo yo! Sethepa sa manete.Report Abuse
Senyobinyobi
Nothing wrong brother, you were hungry and thirsty, but o floppa ka go robala. LOLReport Abuse
Flemza
I will have a security safe installed in my house just to secure alchoholic beverages for my friends / visitors , I store five times the amount mentioned in this story , and during the day there is no one at home at times when my helpers are on leave , only my five pit bull dogs are roaming the yard , in my house they will be drunk for the whole month , even in jail , thye will still be drunkReport Abuse
Kaylae
Moomish of the centuryReport Abuse
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