Tue May 21 18:28:55 SAST 2013

Zombies threaten me, 'Mgqumeni' tells court

May 23, 2012 | Canaan Mdletshe | 94 comments

He had a wound on his head, which he claimed was a result of stabbing by an inmate at Dundee prison who saw him changing into a snake

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May 23, 2012

Ann

haai lo o ya hlanya..nxa
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May 23, 2012

Diva7

Nkosi yam... I have never witnessed such insanity!!
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May 23, 2012

Charley4sure

and they say Zombies and tokoloshes are for ppl in Limpopo.
now it happening on that forsaken province.
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May 23, 2012

Mosquer

Go hloka Jesu ke mathata. O ke o bone gore batho ba hlaka bjang ka mo ntle. Motho o busy o fiwa instructions ke mademone!!!!
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May 23, 2012

Pointman

He is pretending to be insane. An insane person would never have been able to pull off such an elaborate and daring scam. Wish the judge could just send him to jail asap - but there is the constitution you know.
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May 23, 2012

Ms-B

My word this guy loves attention neh.
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May 23, 2012

SeshegoGuY

Sterkfontein!! I dont know why they are delaying
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May 23, 2012

ApelMankotsana

Yeah....Ne!!!
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May 23, 2012

Ditete

ke ratile kamo a jumpileng ka teng mo court room lmao...............for days
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May 23, 2012

MGEEZ

SeshegoGuY
Sterkfontein!! I dont know why they are delaying
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Sure; I cannot agree with you more!!!!
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May 23, 2012

ayobaness

this man looks like zombie
everytime i see him on tv i just
change the channel he scares me big time
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May 23, 2012

Mosquer

Ditete
ke ratile kamo a jumpileng ka teng mo court room lmao...............for days
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He exposed those lazy police men. He jumped once bona they took 2 min to clime
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May 23, 2012

7000000

Get a life broer there are no short cuts in real life. Your problem is that you watch lots of Nigerian Movies and you think you can pull those stands in real life? , come on chief are you out of your mind , which weed are you smoking? even in Gaol , O ya hlanya manje!!
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May 23, 2012

sarmologadi

Tokoloshe ke wena trying 2 still someone's identity, a dead person noga!!!! shooo
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May 23, 2012

Tabza325is

Hahaha....those tokoloshis again.
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May 23, 2012

Phunyukabemphethe

This guy is crazy :Big time
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May 23, 2012

Lehido

What a nut case
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May 23, 2012

QueenTT

He could be telling the truth...
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May 23, 2012

ntiki

Gcabashe
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May 23, 2012

Sugaar

Ba be ba thomile mazuulu last week there was this pastor trying to Resurrect a dead body,
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May 23, 2012

gossipgirl

lol ai mxm this guy orata attention.....they must just throw him ko psychiatric hospital..
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May 23, 2012

JUBJUB

This guy is mad period
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May 23, 2012

tumzangwana

maybe this guy is telling the truth. phela supernatural things and beings are hard to prove that they exist. they must just get a sangoma to try and help this guy, if all else fails then they can get an exorcist.
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May 23, 2012

Mbeva

Why don't they release the man to produce another hot album including tracks like 'sexy tokoloshe"?
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May 23, 2012

MsKinkyakaKamaSutra

When Magistrate Mpumeleli Nkosi asked him what language the tokolosheswere talking, he said he could not explain, but insisted that he "knew and understood them
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This is classic..............

They were speaking Sitikoloshe or SiZombie
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May 23, 2012

Bhekikhaya

My concern about is that there hundreds of awaiting trial prisoners who've never got the opportunity to appear before a Magistrate, a violation of their constitutional rights, but the Magistrate has twice if thrice having to preside over such madness, Maybe the Justice system of this country must explain as to how much does it cost for a tax payer to get a Court to sit, Magistrate; Prosecutors, Orderlies; Interpreters etc. and even police who have to be in Court for escort the suspect who's crazy as that guy, I don't know why the state isn't withdrawing the matter, and send the guy to mental institution, after all he didn't succeed to con the family of Mgqumeni, and surely the family can forgive him
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May 23, 2012

MommaC

Welcome back to the 1600s - Salem trials coming soon.

What a bunch of bollocks !!!
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May 23, 2012

rasefatee

Mosquer
Go hloka Jesu ke mathata
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hahahahahaha true did you see how he ran from the court room hahahahahahah eish amazulu
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May 23, 2012

Babedollz

Lol he cracked me up saying he want to see a traditional doctor to get a lighter sentence LOL.
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May 23, 2012

dwanat

But where is his familly so that they can talk to him sham , but what if there is a tokoloshe?
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May 23, 2012

TheMrs01

i feell for him what the hell was he thinking impersonating a dead man eish phela its cold in jail
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May 23, 2012

Skopokopo

Kakwakwkakwkakwkk hahahahha kikikim i can stop laughing at this! hahhahahah
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May 23, 2012

MORNACHIES2

Ke nagana gore ba mo ja matanyola blind da ,so o nya.ka paln ya go ja
fase ......................Ne a nagana eng ye ge a re ke Mcgumeni ?.....
Not long enough ,he will tell the whole world tat he is pregnant for sure !
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May 23, 2012

Longos

Wait these are early days, he is still going to be molested in there I wish him all the luck.
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May 23, 2012

TheGenius

Dear people,

This is certainly a calculated move by the Khumalos trying every trick in the book to quench their lust for Mgqumeni's moneys. This man is between a hard place and a rock. If he is not careful, he is going to die because the Khumalos will possibly get an inmate to silent him in prison so that the whole evidence that he has can simply vanish.

The Khumalos know very well that this is Gcabashe from PMB and NOT Mgqumeni from Kwagxobanyawo, yet, they still sell their cows to get a lawyer from Gauteng to represent him. What would be their motive? The answer is simple: It is because the Khumalos are afraid that if they desert him, he will spill the beans on them. If I were him, I would be very careful because what would happen is that as soon as they run out of money, they will make means that he disappoears, for good.

Remember that there is an ongoing fight between the Mselekus (where Mgqumeni grew up staying - his mother's house) and the Khumalos - his father's house for Mgqumeni's royalties which are running in millions.
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May 23, 2012

nomsa4

guys! guys! guys! this guy needs Jesus we should pray for him to turn his ways into rightousness
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May 23, 2012

MommaC

nomsa4

Na. A good dose of Thorazine would do him a lot more good.
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May 23, 2012

nkunzemnyama

hahahaha I know it's a very sensitive issue but I can't help myself as I can't stop loughing when I see this guy. From Hero to Zero, like that white guy who got a full brick on his eye last week, one time he was celebrating & before he knew it he was down and crying. hahahha lol
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May 23, 2012

MORNACHIES2

Up the bucs .
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May 23, 2012

RobinH

Chenged into a snake. Ja right.
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May 23, 2012

Di-Anne

This guy's face says it all "I AM A PSYCHO"

Why are they wasting our tax taking this fool to court!!!
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May 23, 2012

Rakgadi-Tabeya

If only he could direct those tokoloshes to me so that I can forward them to my bosses here at work. Otherwise uya ndihlekisa nje lo bhuti. haai *head-shake*
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May 23, 2012

nevvybaby

witchcraft is not child play ba tla ho loya o be ntho tse kaofela mo lefaseng.
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May 23, 2012

mfanomncane

This guy is little bit mental imbalanced. I don't believe that he is supposed to be charged for this case. He can be charged for the other cases he did, not for calling himself Mgqumeni. There are seriuos cases out there to look for. Reasons below
1. He never ask the people to come to see him. ( it is a wake up call to the people to think before they take action. How can you berry someone this year and next year he is alive?
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May 23, 2012

TKay

shame....he is sick
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May 23, 2012

BK250

They are wasting time this guy should have long been sentenced!!! But as always in SA no case is finalised in a day. Bottom line he lied ag sies
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May 23, 2012

tops

THIS MAN IS MAD I THINK IS TAKING LOT OF WOONGA IN PRISON....
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May 23, 2012

KatakataEmaotoAditshepe

@tumzangwana

maybe this guy is telling the truth. phela supernatural things and beings are hard to prove that they exist. they must just get a sangoma to try and help this guy, if all else fails then they can get an exorcist.
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Tumi ha o nahane ho re o batla ho baleha phafa wa mapantiti a cell ya hae,may be ke bona ba mo otlileng hloohong moo.
Feela sa phetse nnana,eish ke ya lahleha sometimes nah?


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May 23, 2012

Spekepeke

Yoh theres a ZUL‘U IN MY STOEP
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May 23, 2012

Zetlady

LMBO, Uyagula lomuntu, uphenduke inyoka(lol)

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May 23, 2012

MupesuWaHayaniVenda

eish, this man again
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May 23, 2012

Uppercut

Shame man he need coffee le magwinya he looks starving..
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May 23, 2012

LESSON.1

this is funny
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May 23, 2012

LESSON.1

@Spekepeke
Yoh theres a ZUL‘U IN MY STOEP
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you might need to go back to your primary school and ask for a refund- you sound more like (siyabonga Nomvethe)
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May 23, 2012

rasefatee

Camagwini === mmmm sound like a zulu name like Mgqumeni Khumalo


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May 23, 2012

SKIZOBANTWANA

ki ki ki ki ki ki ki ki
ki ki ki ki k iki
kik i kiki
ki
I laughed my @ss out yesterday evening,when i saw him on eTV News _when they showed him on his court appearance trying to run away from evil spirits.

PSYCHO indeed
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May 23, 2012

AfricansUniteAgainst_

Get this guy committed to a mental institution and stop making fun of him
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May 23, 2012

nkotekapeleketatile

Tjo this guy must be suffering from schizophrenia. He needs serious help and urgently. His maladaptive behaviour is not only dangerous to himself but to others as well. The media forgot to mention that he also claimed to be Whitney immediately after her death. His behaviour deviates from the satitistical norms of behaviour of our society. This guy needs serious help. They should take him to a psychologist this time because the problem with psychiatrists is that they presume a phisiological base of any mental problem even though some psychopathological disorders do not present with any physical sypmtoms. Mo thuseng hleng bathong!!!
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May 23, 2012

DeOvi

mxm
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May 23, 2012

Skopokopo

I wonder what does the W!fe who agreed it was Mngqumeni and even slept with this Psycho say and feels now?
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May 23, 2012

misslz

This guyz it insane....nx
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May 23, 2012

tumzangwana

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@tumzangwana

maybe this guy is telling the truth. phela supernatural things and beings are hard to prove that they exist. they must just get a sangoma to try and help this guy, if all else fails then they can get an exorcist.
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Tumi ha o nahane ho re o batla ho baleha phafa wa mapantiti a cell ya hae,may be ke bona ba mo otlileng hloohong moo.
Feela sa phetse nnana,eish ke ya lahleha sometimes nah?
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re sa phetse ntate, gore mapantiti a mo otlile hloohong ha ke gane, maar ke reya gore nt.ho tse tsa dithokolosi re ka se re ha di yo ntate, whether you believe or not its irrelevant because they exist even if its hard to prove they do exist. lona le ntse le ya jang fela?
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May 23, 2012

JB$

Whatever he smokes it's very strong
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May 23, 2012

choice

next thing he would be saying he is brown dash! hayi!
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May 23, 2012

YahNeh

He had a wound on his head, which he claimed was a result of stabbing by an inmate at Dundee prison who saw him changing into a snake
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Kwaaaaaaa!

Dead!
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May 23, 2012

Poponas

Where is his family?
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May 23, 2012

KingMa

Please Sowetan remove this story, and put something better...
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May 23, 2012

THEMU

THE GUY IS SUFFER FROM schizophrenia ,his mentally challenge or his pretending to be mentally challenge.PLS GOVERNMENT ALLOW PSYCHOLOGIST TO DO THEIR WORK.
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May 23, 2012

KETLAHONYOBAWASWABA

hahahahahaha this one o rata attention...houdkop..!
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May 23, 2012

Honeybadger

nkotekapeleketatile
sounds like you can also help this guy. u a psychologist?
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May 23, 2012

imd

Snow mnqhumwni and the seven dwarfs ...yhu!
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May 23, 2012

Zeeyzee

tjo tjo tjo
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May 23, 2012

Tsaaa

ENGRISH
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May 23, 2012

Tsaaa

THEMU
THE GUY IS SUFFER FROM schizophrenia ,his mentally challenge or his pretending to be mentally challenge.PLS GOVERNMENT ALLOW PSYCHOLOGIST TO DO THEIR WORK.
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point taken, wa bua.gvrnmt will do something
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May 23, 2012

MEHLO

illusional he is.
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May 23, 2012

nkotekapeleketatile

@Honeybadger
nkotekapeleketatile
sounds like you can also help this guy. u a psychologist?
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In training...still have a long way to go, Honours then Masters.

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May 23, 2012

MEHLO

Mnqumeni needs strong prayers and his head will be back to normal.
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May 23, 2012

MsKinkyakaKamaSutra

@Tsaaa
LOL....... ne kere mistress Ntebo ha hayo today.......
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May 23, 2012

Tsaaa

MsKinkyakaKamaSutra
@Tsaaa
LOL....... ne kere mistress Ntebo ha hayo today.......
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kikikikikiki, mistress MAKA*KA. wa mpolaya shem.
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May 23, 2012

nkotekapeleketatile

@Mehlo
Prayers will only work if he has faith, it all depends on his belief system. I believe the first thing he needs is moral therapy, then prayers and all other tools that can be of help, le Badimo ha ho hlokeha hoba ke moZulu.
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May 23, 2012

Raven

SeshegoGuY
Sterkfontein!! I dont know why they are delaying
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Ditete
ke ratile kamo a jumpileng ka teng mo court room lmao...............for days
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Dead death...... ka nnete Ditete for days...
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May 23, 2012

Honeybadger

nkotekapeleketatile
@Honeybadger
nkotekapeleketatile
sounds like you can also help this guy. u a psychologist?
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very interesting. how does a person suffering from delusion of control behave?
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May 23, 2012

AREJENGKAOFELA

Nkosi then instructed prosecutor Sam Mpungose to verify how Gcabashe got injured.
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Maybe there's truth in what he is saying. Let's wait and here what the stabbing inmate has to say about the incident.
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May 23, 2012

Phuphethakatha

All ways lead to Sterkfontein - I also agree, there is no better place for this poor guy. You could see when he bolted off to the exit trying to escape. Damn! he caught them napping, tl.tl.tl
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May 23, 2012

007.JAMES.BOND

Let us not judge the guy. Maybe he is really haunted by evil spirits. May God the All Almighty have mercy on the poor men.
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May 23, 2012

Budapat

funny thing about this case is that, last time one family member of the real 'Mqumeni'' indicated that they believe this guy is the real Mqumeni and they selling their cattle to raise funds for legal fees to prove the state otherwise, DINTSHANG MARA?
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May 23, 2012

Mphokolodi02

Mosquer
Go hloka Jesu ke mathata. O ke o bone gore batho ba hlaka bjang ka mo ntle. Motho o busy o fiwa instructions ke mademone!!!!
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true ke dimons
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May 23, 2012

tpl

one way to be famous ,what a clever man ,tired of being anonymous. i salute brother
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May 23, 2012

Honeybadger

Mphokolodi02
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i asked a question...
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May 23, 2012

nkotekapeleketatile

Honeybadger
That Mqumeni guy will have to visit a psychologist so that proper procedures could be followed and a diagnosis could be made. So far I think he is suffering from some form of personality disorder and schizophrenia. People with personality disorders experience difficulties with their self image, interpersonal relationships, understanding themselves/others/their environments. They also struggle with impulse control. Mqumeni could be suffering from one of Cluster-B Personality Disorders called
Borderline Personality Disorder ( Unstable and Unpredictable Actor).Some of it's core features are unstable mood, unstable self-concept and unstable interpersonal relationships. They do behave is a manner that impacts on their normal everyday functioning. He seriously needs help.
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May 24, 2012

hezekiel

if this man was your father or brother would you say the same thing about him.dnt rush to judge without getting facts.this is a human being and like everyone he is going thru challenges.instead of judging lets try to understand and help him.he is our brother
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May 24, 2012

SexyCougar

o qadile hape...mxm this guy annoys me like for real. Acting all insane.mxm
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May 30, 2012

ntebo

There are seven of them," he said.
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cindarella and seven dwarfs
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May 30, 2012

ntebo

There are seven of them," he said.
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cindarella and seven dwarfs I mean snow white, but this one is mud black
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