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"say they are no car thieves" - Sowetan

"We are not car thieves" - Jabu Pule and actor Madluphuthu

- maybe Sowetan can get some tips on good grammer from Jabu and Madluphuthu!!

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TupacAmaru

I'm glad Pule is innocent for the first time in his life. But as for playing soccer again...
booze done finished him.
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Memme

Heish, what a relief- shame Jabu Pule has always been on the media about bad things, for a change he is not guilty.

Rea go lebogisa boy - you need to choose some good friends though so that you don' have to experience the same things next time.
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Wizbar

Mix with the wrong crowd and you'll go through such experiences!
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tpaz

Madluphuthu has normal teeth and eyes......heeeeehee LOL
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vat'nsit

@Memme
the is no relief for Jabu the guy is a thief ,looser tomorrow you will see him in the news, he must just keep on selling liqour in his back yard mkhumkhu
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doggxo

aai go a swana, pule must go and ply his trade ko Vietnam
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MUTH

oh what a day for their familieis
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kolobe

i wish he could play again..there hasnt been bigger talent in recent years
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Hauzen

Shame Pule,u must chose to socialise with good friends, next time u wil be in jail for good.
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Makhosini

Morning ALL

Has Madluphuthu became a centineer, I was under the impression that he won the lottery? LOL

"I have a child who is doing Grade 2. What is he going to say when he reads that his father has been arrested."

Sorry Twana, Jabu is no longer in the limelight and there is nothing after all the poor kid can do, the father needs to sort himself out, period.
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HOOKMEUP

I have a child who is doing Grade 2. What is he going to say when he reads that his father has been arrested

I dnt know how old is your child mine is 1yr he knows who is Jabu aka ngwana wa tshwenya pule or whatever your surname is eversince you left kaizer chiefs you have been nothing but a disgrace not only in your family but the soccer loving people in general remember when you were caught sleeping allegely drunk behind the wheel in the highway in Sweden your child knows everything about you now stop fooling yourself, I must commend as well your wife she has stuck with you throughout.
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KUKU

Shuu - I couln'dt believe that charmer boy is Madluphuthi - hey Mazinyo can change people.

Anyway as for Jabu yena wa spita.
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Pabi

Phuthu u are co-operative, at least u know that they were doing their job no harm. long as u are free and not in bad records.

So Pule's wife want to blame police for unsuccessful career of her hubby. come on girl if he has a good chance he will get the post.
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VATNIEKAK

Jabu Pule need to join the army and that's it. Bosole is the only thing that can bring discipline to this boy.
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Zee-nhle

Dis is how innocent ppl land in jail 4 years n tears 4 crimes dey dd nt commit.... dey dnt point dey rifles at real criminals bt dey do it 2 innocent ppl..... bloody cowards called
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KUKU

Our Justice system is the worsed in the world. E bodile because the ppl heading those departments are corrupt.
Maphodisa a swara batho ba innocent and ppl like Jub-Jub walk away free.

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Kwetja1206

Pls media you distroyed the guy (Pule) enough,just give him a break a little bit,concentrate at important things that involves economic growth.jabu warra le wena hai!!!.
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skados

Shame Pule & Madluphuthu but @ least now we now whats happening after all I dont think your doors are closed to better your careers. Good luck boyz.
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nevus

Javas hadi boy i'll see if i can talk uGigolo into helping you to sue the SAPS,maybe nthonyana(iRand) e ka tswa.Wena boy you spent your money with us ko kasi,you never acted as a cheese boy mara ku zo lunga boy.
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Mellow

"I have a child who is doing Grade 2. What is he going to say when he reads that his father has been arrested."
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Woman you're such a drama-queen i mean honestly as if daddy is really squeaky clean LOL i bet next you will be saying your boy is just so traumatized and needs counseling just get over yourself please accept that your man aint cutting it and move on


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Sdlala2010

Le lena le rata di lift Jabu.
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2048

i feel pity for jabu pule, u need jesus
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Mellow

@Kwetja what did the media do now, arent you happy that your boy was cleared and thanks to media for updating you or do you think its media's fault that he was caught in the first place? LOL
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TupacAmaru

Mellowyelloooow
Hi Cutee, you right?

2048
uqinisile impela

Sdladla2010
Is he carless?
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nevus

Tawana an example of a woman e seng banyana,you took you vowels serious and you stood by uJabu through thick and thin,it show that you did get married for fame and zaka,If only there were more woman like you the world would be a better place to make babies.kikikiki keep it up ausi thats your husband stay by him and your kid,You are one strong woman you remind me of my mother,i hope everything go well for your family.
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Mellow

@Tupac helloo sweets yes am good thanks and yourself?
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kukuboy

These guys look guilty to me,so why are they released is it bcos they are celebs.We dont even know what they do for a living thats why they steal cars now.
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TupacAmaru

Mellowyellooooow
Thanx for last night...it was great.

Check this poem out from the archives of Tupac Amaru Shakur...for you.

In the midst of passion two figures stand
Emerged in ecstasy joined hand and hand
Words are unnecessary, feelings are heard
The body takes control, deaf to words
It is at this stage that I think of you
In gratitude for this joy u have exposed me to
Each Day is Bright with you as the Dawn
With the collapse of each night a strong bond is born
In the midst of passion I remember your kiss
I reminisce about your touch and suddenly miss
The scent you wear and the tone of your voice
Only you can be my choice
In the midst of passion, I see you and me
Lost in constant ecstasy!!

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JUBJUB

Pule is always in hot water..
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TupacAmaru

HOOKMEUP
Give the brother a break. The man is trying to rebuilt his life and be a role model to his child... and you wanna stand in his way? Please!
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nevus

@JubJub-Pule is always in hot water..
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JubJub ena is in a boiling sh!t!!!kikikikiki
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CuriousT

Stop hanging out with thieves. Then u wont be mistaken of one.
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Spekepeke

kikikikiki...shuffle ngwana wa tshwenya
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nonhlanhlakunene

Shu bad indeed! buying a car and after being suspected of being a thief. Good friends make good company xx, Choose wisely
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thebiggest

sowetan need to employe competent people who can write good english. sometimes these reportes will say "Pirates to play Black Aces in the Nedbank final on 28 May 2011". this is embarassing.
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lekwerekwere

@KUKU
JUBJUB is still attending court and he is not free.
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Keafixa

Mxolisi steals a car then he got 5k bail, then he goes on and steal more cars to be able to afford a lawyer to stand up for him in court.....then he wins the case and he continues to steal more cars while we wek our a$$ off to feed him.....ke tenegile blind
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killer1

Javas I hope u are negotiating your contract with sundowns, they have become a good retirement village for old players like you. go and eat that Motsepe money.
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sifisonkosi

Indlu emnyama ilokhu ikulandele njalo Mfana wakwaMahlangu.I think someone has to talk now be4 its to late....
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IceQueen

Jabu pleaseee you are such a drama queen. The police did well by arresting everyone in the stolen vehicle. You were proven innocent. What is the fuss???

as for your grade 2 kid, just give himm/her this newspaper to take to school tomorrow.
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candilious

if he did not steal the car or was unware the car was stolen why did the police have to chase him b4 he stopped.Just a thaught............
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Mellow

@Tupac OMW wow am melting like my fav chocolate, Thank you MWAH

@thebiggest and judging from your comment it wont be you *PUN INTENDED*
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Mellow

@Lady Ice and Lady Candy how are you my girls hope you 2 are feeling a bit better today am still worried about what you were sucking though LOL


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DJNEYODEEPCOMM101

BE STRONG BOSS, I'm still a fan.
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Africanist

he he he he it is true women will marry anything if it has money, look how horrible Jabu looks, come on Jabu take care of yourself.
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DJWinner

Madluphuthu looks normal for once.
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sabza007

Wow..I think I like what I see in Jabu Pule..I meant Mahlangu's wife. Damn!!

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Uncompromising

All girls are attracted to bad boys so that they can make them look good after a stint in court. Case in point : Kelly Khumalo, Jabu Pule (damn that Twana), Mrs Yengeni ( too fly), Winnie Mandela ( Juju's Equality Court case.....yep, laugh all you want, did you see how they kissed, yuk !).
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candilious

@Mellow..................hahahahahahahahah...........sies Girla u made my day im doing fine lmuch better just a pinch still but will be okey dokey by 2morrow Dr' s orders

@Icequeen - marra Mellow what were we sucking kekekekekekeke........i cant stop laughing

Thanx for the laugh Mellow,
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cheesegirly

injury to one is an injury to all if u a wit them by dat time u ill get wat they will get so learn to have reliable n gud friends who wont get u into trouble
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Mellow

@Candy LOL so i hope you're home neh and dont you think its weird that after weekend you and Icy are sick some throat bug am considering myself lucky that i didnt hook-up with you girls over the weekend who knows LOL LOLLIPOP LOLLIPOP LOLLI LOLLI i cant stop singing
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Ann

Jabu s woman looks cute
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nevus

@Annkie-hey motho bathong go ntse go ya jang ka fa tlase?
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Poloitsile

@killer1,u sound like one of this bitter chimpanzees who envy Motsepe's wallet.Jabu Pule is not welcome at Chloorkop,not in this life time.Eish Jabu Pule knew how to choose a woman,Twana wa baba.
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Ann

@Neviee.., ka fa tlase go maruru rra, wena go a reng ka foo?
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Bumboklaat

They were just at the wrong place at the wrong time!
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candilious

@Mellow no im at wrk lol -Email the ice lady man must we beg you now wena

LOL LOLLIPOP LOLLIPOP LOLLI LOLLI i cant stop singing

Eish this weekend took a toll on me & here another 1 ahead tjo!tjo!

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nevus

@Annkie-nnya ka fa go nna go bothitonyana ke mpa ke dirisa seane se reng "fifing go tshwaranwa ka dikobo",ke solofela fa o tla siame ka gonna yona ga e tlhabiwe ke ditlhong ke raya yona tsholofelo.
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vat'nsit

Beware of Oprah

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“O, The Oprah Religion gives confident, smart women the tools they need to explore and reach for their dreams, to express their individual style, and to make choices that will lead to a happier and more fulfilling afterlife.”

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King went on, “O, The Oprah Religion, has all the comforts of a traditional belief system, but combined with the uplifting spirit of Oprah, so that anyone from a religious background will still feel at home when they convert the new traditions of O, The Oprah Religion.”

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“It doesn’t stop there!” added Archbishop King. “The Catholic tradition of confession has been incorporated into O, The Oprah Religion, but with a twist: confession occurs just once per lifetime, is syndicated nationally, and is officiated over by Oprah herself.
Since Oprah serves as both pontiff and God in human form, penance is unnecessary, forgiveness is guaranteed, and it’s all done without the use of an intercessor! Verily I say unto thee: O, The Oprah Religion empowers all women with the tools for their own salvation! Praise be!”

Though Winfrey herself officiated over the opening ceremonies for the First Church Of Oprah, Savior, located on Chicago’s Magnificent Mile, O, The Oprah Religion does not require or even encourage Church attendance. Instead, believers are urged to stay home and watch services on their televisions. Regular broadcasts will be held every weekday at 11am. An additional service is planned for the most devout, to be called Oprah, After The Service.

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“Peace be with you! Praise be to Me!” she yelled as she drove out of sight.

In addition to Oprah’s Favorite Things, other holidays planned for the religion include The Feast Of The Assumption Of Maya Angelou, celebrated each summer with a poetry reading and live bird release, and the month-long Stedmanadon in the fall. Following similar marketing plans by the Kabbalah Center, a line of scented candles in the works, tentatively titled O, The Oprah-scented Candle, though plans for bottled water have been cancelled due to legal problems with Cirque Du Soleil.
Source: Davis McDavis


HI GUYS

SORRY TO COME TO YOU WITH ON SUCH A SERIOUS NOTE , BUT THIS COULDN'T WAIT. IT HAS JUST BEEN RELEASED OFFICIALLY.

OPRAH WINFREY FROM THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!!!!! HER , TOGETHER WITH BURAQUE OBAMA HAVE OPENED THEIR OWN CHURCH IN WHICH MILLIONS OF PEOPLE...

5 MILLION AND COUNTING HAVE TURNED AGAINST THE LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST.

ACCORDING TO OPRAH , SHE IS "god" AND SHE SAYS THAT THE PEOPLE DON'T NEED TO PRAY FOR ANYTHING BECAUSE THEY ALL gods THEMSELVES.
SHE IS SPEAKING AND CHANGING PEOPLES HEARTS TOWARD JESUS AND TELLING THEM THAT JESUS DID NOT COME TO EARTH AND DIE ON THRE CROSS FOR US.

SHE HAS THE BIGGEST CHURCH IN THE WORLD AND SATAN IS USING THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE THE MOST INFLUENCIAL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.

IF U DON'T BELIEVE ME PLEASE GOOGLE "OPRAH'S CHURCH" AND U'LL BE SHOCKED !!!!

PLEASE TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT THE END TIMES ARE HERE AND BEWARE OF THE ANTI-CHRIST.

JESUS IS COMING SOON GUYS

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Bumboklaat

@vat'nsit

So what?
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Ann

@Nevii, nyaaa tsholofelo yona ga e tlhabise ditlhong , ke tla nne ke beile letsogo phatlheng kentse ke re go tla siama
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little

@kukuboy

"These guys look guilty to me,so why are they released is it bcos they are celebs.We dont even know what they do for a living thats why they steal cars now."

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hee madoda, where are you from wena kukuyaboy?

in South Africa no one i guilty till proven guilty by de courd of law.
So now tell me wena MR Judge, since you mention that Madluphuthu and Jabu are guity in your eyes. are they guilty of what, riding whith friend's car?
since you'r de only one who don't know what they do for a living, let me tell you. Jabu pule Mahlangu is a proffesional soccer player and Vuyo Mgudlwa (Madlhuphuthu) is a National Comedian who is involved in many projects. he was on his way to make a lot of Mullar to ANC party when arrest.

i hope you learned something my laidie


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OUTOFCONTROL

Freakin Barney The Dinosaur was thought to be the Anit-Christ in the early nineties...
Quit this $h!t already!
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solpepper

eish,Jabu mfana,ngwana o o montle,kare ke perlinah son. I heared this morning on Kaya [Bob Mabena}talking about her
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Mellow

@Lady Candy you're forgiven for using that tone with me LOL i guess you're heavily sedated and i dont think you should be at work hahahaha you know Lady Icy gave me some weird email add Icequeenx3@gmail.com its not working
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gigolo

vat'nsit

You know all this how? Becareful what you write about people this could be some serious slander hey
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nevus

@Annkie-nnya lona le beye mmaetsho kana fa phatla e ka tsena moya e tla oma ebile e nne sekwakwalla
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nevus

ask her love,she will get herself in trouble and rona we dont come cheap.kikikikikiki
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killer1

@ Poloitsile
Watch the space sundawana you will see they will give him the contract, for the record i am proudly sundowns fan, but the puppols that Motsepe put there to run that team they dont stop amazing me. example, in 2009 they let drunken master Shabangu to go to Supersport for free and a year later they bought him back for cool 2 million, 6 months later they gave him free transfer, what a waste of money. Tell me what will stop them not to give jabu a contract.
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nyobannahle!!!

@vat'nsit what a text is 4 those who are not at work h ha ha ha ha


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Uncompromising

@vat'nsit, if you had spelled Obama's name correctly (BURAQUE OBAMA ), i would have believe your gullable a$$ ! I bet you were praying on Saturday , waiting for the world to end. Live your life and stop believing nonsense. I bet you think Jabu Pule belong to the Church of Oprah !
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Bluemas

Ngwana wa tshwenya.
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Bluemas

@Nyobannahle

Your username makes me horny
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nyobannahle!!!

@Bluemas yr username turns me offffff!!!!!
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Bluemas

@nyobannahle

Does that mean ha wa apara bluemas? O shapa freestyle.
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nevus

Bluemas
@Nyobannahle

Your username makes me horny
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nyobannahle!!!
@Bluemas yr username turns me offffff!!!!!

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kikikikikiki mo reipe bluemmy kikikikikikiki
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KUKU

@vat'nsit
How long did you take to write that assignment ya Oprah or was it copy and paste.
O na le nako jong!
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Bluemas

@nevus
Hola ntwana, fede-fede? Eish ngwano username ya hae e suggestive ntwana eish. Oya nkgadisa.

@nyobannahle
Nka ho dira tiro
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Bluemas

@Kuku

Thobela rato laka.
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nevus

@Bluemas-hola-hola boy,kikikiki mo reipe maan are o mo turna off!!!!! hai rape her kikikikikikiki
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Bluemas

@nevus
Hei wena san we dont do that wena snai, ketlo mochaema sharp angaya, ka mo shaya ka nkauza then ka mo dumpa. Wa fostana nou?
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KUKU

@Bluemas
Dumela hun - KUKU le Bluemas di dira eng????
Just guess?

Most men ga ba kgone go nyobana, o tls hwetša monna a kgorometša ngwana wa batho ka mokhaba a nagana gore that is having sex.
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KUKU

@Ladies
It's winter now and re hwile ke banna ba go se hlape maoto with wet socks. Tjoh - o kare ke ya bona lesokisi la gona la go nkga o kare legotlo la go hwa, especially guys who wear boots - please le ya re bolaya ka smell and guys please wash and change those vaskodagamas. Re ya hwa ke monkgo (smell).

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Bluemas

@Kuku

Bluemas help to preserve kuku and kuku looks nice and appetising on a full bluemas/bonga/mamthembu/fullbagaza. In conlusion: @kuku and @bluemas result to @nyobannahle.
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KUKU

@Ladies
Yipppiiii - Winter is here and that means gone is that time ya go nkga lucky star - we will now be smelling Karapao and snok fish only. Mara don't forget that it's that time of the seaoson where we don't want to bath because it's too cold - still you have to bath ladies or otherwise motsintsila wa go swara masepa o tla ba le skgidama and o tla bona feela ka ge monna wa gago a eja Doggie style with his head outside the window....You should get worried then cause it means ngwana wa batho o a hwa ke monkgo wa podile.

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Bluemas

@Kuku
Ware shishimisa felofa raja maan sis.
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KUKU

@Bluemas,
kwaaaaaaakwaaaaaaaakwaaaaa

O ja Pizza ka Papa again....kwaaaaaaaaa
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nyobannahle!!!

o pshinya parafene wena bluemassss

@Kuku o wa mpolaya ware boots e etsang ha ha ha ha vaskodagamas vs vastsogahlapa mo kgohle ka sekoroping brach mogoto!!!!
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Bluemas

@kuku

Wa hafa wena, keja tlhakwana ya kolobe ka papa, ke fetisa ka half liter ya mageu.

@nyobannahle

keya ho duma wena
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bollar

kuku le wena o jabu pule or mahlangu the point is o ngwana wa tswenya
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nyobannahle!!!

@Bluemas ware o ka raper mang nka go gohla or skrach motsila or yr a*s*s* ka mokgokgothi boy
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candilious

@MELLOW-icequeen.icequeen.icequeen@gmail.com/.....or.....icequeen@gmail.com

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Bluemas

@nyobannahle

No mabebeza, nna i dont do that, it's not even in my vocab. nna ke kopa feela ongaye, I will never tell anyone, botsisa kuku, sale a ngaya and I never ke ndabise. So, wareng ma bebeza?
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KUKU

@Bluemas,
kwaaaaaakwaaaaaaakwaaaaaaaaaa
Wa re o jele Kuku yaka....kwaaaaaakwaaaaaa
Okay - tell me more i'm listeng..lol

@bollar,
Nna ha ke tshwenye, i am just telling the truth....lol...☺
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Ann

@kuku, lol,
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Bluemas

@kuku

Hao o lebetse, ke jele kuku ya hao ko heso ko Zola north ka tla tafole ya dinning room. Doe that ring a bell now?
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KUKU

Bluemas
@kuku

Hao o lebetse, ke jele kuku ya hao ko heso ko Zola north ka tla tafole ya dinning room. Doe that ring a bell now?
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Kwaaaaakwaaaaaaaaaakwaaaaaaaaaaakwaaaaaaaaaaaaakwaaaaaaaaaa
Wa re o njele ka fase ga tafola...ko Soweto???/ kwaaakwaaaaaakwaaa

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KUKU

Why banna ba rata go robala ka di tracksuit tsa kgale tša go fela di elastic, that thing turns women off serious. O tla bona a guy with R4K shoes drivning a Range rover with designer outfit mara if you go to his place early in the morning you will think that he is the garden boy. O tla mo hwetša a apere a track suit ya kgale ya go fela elastic ebile a itshwere ka spelete on the wait so that it doesn't fall down.
Guys it's time for you to wear nice appetising sleep wear, atlest have a gown then. That's why men complain abt women faking climax - it's because sebete sa KUKU and malebe will loose appetite due to smell and tracksuit ya kgale.
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KUKU

Basadi ba go tšwa Soweto bona ba worse, o tla hwetša motho a eya go reka di Fat koek (magwenya) a apere gown yela since a erekela ke boyfriend ya gage ya lephodisa 12 years back, wearing a pantihose on her head on top of her bonding ka di morning sleepers tša decoration ya Mpšha and with something white covering her whole face claiming that it is sun screen. nxa

And she will only bath and change her clothes after 6h00 when her boyfriend come to collect her.
Basadi ba Soweto ba tšhaba meetse.
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NarikoKai

Ashe everyone...

Jessessssss kgale ke sa le bone guys be ke legopotse blyne...shooo in my absents i c there r new blogger mara some their username are plane naughty Moeskond @nyobannahle!!! lebitso la gao jerrrrr *shocked*
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TKay

"He said he would talk to his lawyer to see if he could take any action against the police" - haaii wena Pule the police were doing their job...anyway what was Pule in Sweden, is he still playing kante
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uzimuzi

tlohela jwala Jabu, just quit and you will notice the difference or instead nwa a little sometimes...eish just look at your phuza face, it dries out vaseline
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lekwerekwere

@KUKU
Don't start with us please. O veilpopo ya ko kae o nnywana e nkgang ebile etswa di worms. sis sefebe. Boyfriend ya gago ga e thlape marete.
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IceQueen

Lekwerekwere
eish i didn't know that "marete" smell so..... shoooo. hayi shame they can smell. is there a special soap that one can use??

KUKU
there she is the KUKU i missed. you sounded sown the other time.
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lekwerekwere

@KUKU
Me and you are sworn enemies on this blog. You cant write that about Sowetans.

@IceQueen
Go to Ikhwezi station in Soweto and you will get the soap.
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IceQueen

Lekwerekwere

so i will get in there and say " please i want a soap for stinking "marete". DOES IT HAS A NAME?
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lekwerekwere

@IceQueen
Lebitso la sepa ke Mothlatswa Madi (blood Cleaner).
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yellowBONE-91

shame Jabu Pule really looks pissed bt as 4 Madluphuthu dis is jst a good free publicity 4him not 2b 4gotten *lol*-"SHIT COP"
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ZuckFooma

In a sence I can understand the confusion of the police. They saw the lot converging on Lootoolie House and came to their own conclusions.....
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wendyyah

lol Pule, change the croud u hang with.
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