MophemeKoPitori

LOL,
What is the Matter, Mopheme: the teacher said
Sir you are so stupid! Matter is anything that occupies space and has mass: Mopheme replied.
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Akhonto

@Sowetan-*YAWN* you all need somethin to do I see!!!!!!
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Lephene

*A married Indian guy went into the confessional & said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'*

*The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'*

*The Indian said, 'Well, we got undressed & rubbed together, but then I stopped.'*

*The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's & put $100 in the poor box.'*

*The Indian left the confessional, said his prayers, & then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment & then started to leave.*

*The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'*

*The Indian replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $100 on the box, & according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

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Tlakenyobehle!

Nkoko o goelela motlogolo are: “iphithle morutabana ke yo o tsena fa lapeng and wena o lofile beke yohle kwa sekolong”,

Motlogolo a araba a re: “iphitlhe le wena ke rile o tlhokafetse”.


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Tlhagaraga

Kelebogile was excited to know that his friend Tshepo bought a Z4 and he went to tell his other friends about the good news. When he arrived where they usually gather, there were five of them including the 31 year zulu boy by the name of Muzi and Kelebogile started telling them about Z4 of his friend and they were happy for the guy and suddenly Muzi commented by saying Kodwa mina ngi nga mshaya uma singalwa nge zandla noma anga ba ne moto entle...


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sakhomba

a white man burns a new nelson mandela R100 note, is he a racist or izikhothane?
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YOYO85

sakhomba
a white man burns a new nelson mandela R100 note, is he a racist or izikhothane?
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shaim on him uzothenga ngomandela ethanda engathandi uzotshisa zibengaphi...(" _ ")
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kabelo110

Dad: Son what u learned today in school?
Son; We learned about Zimbabwe and Mozambique
Dad: Thats was my place boy, i was there during the struggle underground
The following day, Dad: Son what were you doing todayin school?
Son: Today we learned about Britain and USA
Dad: Ah thats was my place too son, we fought hard with the Americans and the British son
The Third day, Dad: what you did today in school, asked dad
Son: We learned about Geography
Dad: Aah Son that was my place too, i was with the MK underground fighting for this Freedom.
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leShandiis

Daughter: dad am a lesbian

Dad: ok,its cool.

2nd daughter:dad, am a lesbian too.

Dad:(Angrily) Christ!!....Does
anyone in this family love a man??

Son:I do dady

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MAWARAWARA

Hello this garmin i believe we were disconnected.........kwaaaaaaa...........this lady kills
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