THIS week Madi made her way to Mahikeng, that dorpie with no fashion sense.

Seems like it was the place to be because there were events galore. Madi first attended the comedy night show held at Mmabatho Convention Centre.

She bumped into Jerry Mokgofe, wearing his witch hat. Madi doesn't get it, but hey, Jerry is this hotshot stylist mos. He could tell us an onderrok (petticoat) is in and we'd run to buy it.

The show was okay. The definite highlight was Mpho "Popps" Modikwane, who had Madi in stitches... And it takes a lot to get Madi to twitch a lip.

Thapelo Seemise also held his own, and gave David Kau a run for his money. David dear, face it: it's over. You are as funny as counting the flower patterns on your grandmother's curtains.

Loyiso Gola's brother, Lazola Gola, has tried to follow in big brother's shoes, He was like a blind mouse following the other blind mouse into a rat poison-infested ditch. The boy was a complete bore, and reminded Madi of what she'd think of while having sex with Reneilwe Letsholonyane.

Madi then went to the annual 1960s pre-party and was blown away by the cutie Lulo Cafe and AKA, who also brought the house down.

Madi noticed that as soon as AKA went off stage, Cassper Nyovest's song was played. Ooh, such dirty tricks.

Madi's heels also took her to the to the annual 60s party at Monare Farm.

Bumped into Khanyi Mbau and broke boyfriend Tebogo Lerole. Shame man, Khanyi really looked cute.

No Mahikeng veterans like Khuli Chana and HHP were there. Why not?

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