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More swank than substance

SWEATIES: AKA, HHP and Amu photos courtesy hype
SWEATIES: AKA, HHP and Amu photos courtesy hype

VIRTUAL tongues are wagging on Twitter over a certain gay celeb who allegedly walked away from the Birchwood hotel without paying the bill. The walk quickly turned into a gallop when the hotel staff and security guards chased him down! Yoh, drama!

Black Coffee's wife, Mbali Mlotshwa, is rumoured to be joining the cast of the new Generations soapie in December. Madi thinks it's a great move on Mfundi Vundla's part; the girl can act. Besides, angry and crying scenes will be easy for her, she'll simply visualise Black Coffee's alleged side-dish Pheladi Makola.

One last sip from our gossip mug: I'm sure you all heard about how rural lass DJ Zinhle allegedly confronted some girl in a club over AKA last week? Well, Madi hasn't seen them together since and might smell trouble in paradise. Why, oh why did Zinhle allow her rural silliness to rear its ugly head?

It's 2014; women don't fight over men anymore dearie.

Okay, let's move along. Madi got an invitation to attend fashion designers Quiteria and George's launch of their boutique in Gandhi Square.

The event attracted a train station crowd that could have been waiting for the train to Lenasia.

Madi gave up on the event's exclusivity when a hobo who asked Madi for R2 somehow managed to get into the event.

Plus, let's not forget the champagne mixed with guava juice we were served with as "welcome drinks".

Madi bumped into Puleng Mash-Spies, who gained five minutes of fame by sounding like a superficial idiot on Come Dine With Me SA. Remember how she was subsequently cast for the upcoming Real Housewives of Johannesburg, to be produced by Sonia Sedibe?

Well, Madi asked her why it's taking so long to hit our screens, and thought she'd tell us how Sonia has been preoccupied with maid- bashing... But she confirmed that shooting has indeed started, and she promises us drama galore.

My favourite wasp-stung lips, Dineo Moeketsi, was one of the "models" on the runway. I don't know how she bagged that role, being so, um, chubby.

Someone please tell me me why Weza Solange is famous? Madi just sees a talentless twit with an accent, that's all. Sit down!

Madi decided to ditch the stokvel and made her way to Hype magazine's 10-year anniversary party. You know Hype, the mag that scrubbed up dirty rappers like Zuluboy and put them on their cover.

Gosh, the event was like a dungeon with sweaty rappers screeching into the microphone.

Madi bumped into Kenny Kunene's rival, Kgomotso Modiragale, who took over Kenny's club in Kimberley after he failed to pay rent and salaries. This man is gorgeous, yoh, and he doesn't blow his money on stupid stunts involving sushi.

Singer Moneoa was also there, and looked so cute. Simple, Mr Price chic. Madi loved her get-up.

Madi saw HHP. Bathong, didn't he lose weight after Strictly Come Dancing? He went back to gobbling pap and mogodu, clearly.

Arrogant AKA was also there, sipping on some concoction through a straw with utmost confidence.

Madi couldn't breathe over the scent of Swankie roll-on and decided to call it a night.

 

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