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Husband creates spreadsheet of wife's excuses for not having sex with him

By Sowetan Live | 2014-07-21 14:07:00.0

A frustrated husband decided to compile an Excel document detailing a month's worth of excuses his wife gave to avoid sex.

The excel document which was shared online by his wife included excuses such as “I might be getting sick” and “I still don’t feel 100%”.

According to telegraph.co.uk, the unnamed husband emailed the document to his wife as she arrived at an airport ahead of a 10-day business trip.

The woman then tried to contact her husband but he hung up on her.

This is when she decided to post the Excel document on social network site Reddit.


"Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone”, she wrote.

"He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone.

"Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my "excuses", using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment." 

Although the post has since been deleted, it managed to create a big debate amongst those who saw it with some accusing the wife of neglecting her husband while others found his actions ‘immature’.

List of excuses given by the wife:

I might be getting sick”

“I still don’t feel 100%”

“I feel gross”

“I’m watching the show”

"I'm exhausted"

"I need a shower"

"I'm trying to watch the movie"

"I have to be up early"

"You're too drunk"