WOMEN generally have lower sex drives than men. It is common knowledge that women place more value on emotional connection to spark sexual desire. That is why they can be turned off so easily.
@ Sowetan stop give people rubbish information Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Flemza
Thanks Zenoyise John I will definately take your advise I was wondering why all these beautifull ladies are after me even though I`m married and to make it worse for 18 years , now I know how to chase them away , thank you very much , what a relieve you have brought into my life with your advise at first I thought my first girls friend I had 20 years ago cursed me , now I know why , from now onwards I will start to do what you have said in your artcle to chase these ladies away from me Yaaa neeeeeee thank you Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
VENDALIOUS
Attempting anal sex and pretending it was an accident..............lol i do that all time.
Tell us how you do it Mr or Mrs Journalist. Are you teaching us with your article? Well I personally pray before it and ask for forgiveness and pray afterwards, because I am a bachelor. I don't mind how it's done in bed and don't carry those memories. Am I mad? Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Mnikazi
Hhay...... women get turned ON and OFF whenever it suit them. man can't compete with that. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
THEmadame2B-BBEE
My man once had a problem with not keeping up his erection, we thought it was due to stress coz his working on his Phd, only to find out that its having too much copper in ones system, like eating food that are high in copper, after five months of eliminating food with too much copper he keeps it up all the time 24/7 Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
DJ-Winner
Do some guys really moan during sex? I understand during oral sex it is unavoidable, but during sex itself, there is no need to moan. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
swona
some women wants anal sex, and I hapen to attract those, Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Vintage_007
Farting in bed, lol....I do that all the time!!! Hahahahaha Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
MAWARAWARA
@THEmadame2B-BBEE
who asked you about you and your man's sex life? you were suppose to comment ka topic not this nonses you are telling us Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
imbabazane
Ay, but I take issue with "Social Media" and "Socks"......
A) Women are bigger culprits when it comes to "Social Media in Bed"
B) I have not slept without Socks in a over a decade.....come Snow or Summer, my feet get covered up for bed, Qha ke !! , no discussions, no compromise !! Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Hosh6
Dozing off or facing the other way after sex
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I always do that especially after drinking a few beers. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
edna
LOL
Moaning??? Really????? It means my baby is feeling it & there is nothing wrong with that. We do talk and groan like real lions hawu!!!!!
My boo wears socks in bed & I actually don’t have a problem with that. He does look silly but I like him. It’s actually a nice view with white socks only hahahaha.
Yes I have a problem if someone just farts while I’m eating but now we just fart and laugh at ourselves. I guess we are too comfortable with each other.
I agree with the gadgets one and dozing off. It’s totally not nice at all.
Zenoyise John, ke nonsense this article.
U r being paid for nothing mxm. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Bizzabo
Mnikazi
Hhay...... women get turned ON and OFF whenever it suit them. man can't compete with that.
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Agreed they do not need triggers, they just get turned on and off as they please. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
The anal sex one??!!! Why do guys even attempt when they know their partners are not into to it??
@DJWinner
I love a man who moans during sex...it very endearing! Let's me know that things are running smoothly! What i detest is "I'm gonna cum!" WTF is up with that?? That's really not necessary! Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
golezwa
lol my girlfriend hate it when i sleep with socks on, now i know why!!!!!! Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Bizzabo
@I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
What i detest is "I'm gonna cum!" WTF is up with that?? That's really not necessary!
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he watches too much porn, but there is definately nothing wrong with growling and moaning when i come!! Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
And-Then
and the issue here is what exactly....? Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Hosh6
VENDALIOUS
Attempting anal sex and pretending it was an accident..............lol i do that all time.
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You mad dude hahahahaha Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Mgaraji
Woman who are not offended by what you have listed from now on will be turn off. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Manndudu
@BRA-MAFUTHA
What! You call it rubbish,,,,,,Don't worry you will need this article, my advice is,: JUST SAve it Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
DJ-Winner
I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
The anal sex one??!!! Why do guys even attempt when they know their partners are not into to it??
@DJWinner
I love a man who moans during sex...it very endearing! Let's me know that things are running smoothly! What i detest is "I'm gonna cum!" WTF is up with that?? That's really not necessary!
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ha ha ha...you must aware that the load is coming...and he is about to bang harder for a much stronger release... Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
@Bizzabo
he watches too much porn, but there is definately nothing wrong with growling and moaning when i come!!
not during but just when i come...babes i can't suppress that good feeling! Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Biggie
Please include smelly feet in the list...And that guy who kiss making noise and leaves your mouth wet with his saliva... Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Eraser
@AnMnikazi
Hhay...... women get turned ON and OFF whenever it suit them. man can't compete with that.
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true.. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
BabyAK
i dont see anything rong wit ur man moarning when u on top grinding on him well to me it feel like am doing everything right en i get motivated, en i noticed that men cant help it but fall asleep afterwards... Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Onthatile
There's nothing i hate like anal sex and yes its just a turn off!!!!!!!!! Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Onthatile
@THEmadame2B-BBEE
My man once had a problem with not keeping up his erection, we thought it was due to stress coz his working on his Phd, only to find out that its having too much copper in ones system, like eating food that are high in copper, after five months of eliminating food with too much copper he keeps it up all the time 24/7
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Who cares???????????????????? Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Danger1985
FARTING IN BED...HAHAHaaa boring article Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
LekgowaHBK
Farting is one of my strong point, but she too seem to enjoy it. Women don't fart often, if they does, they fart that smelly silent one. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
Biggie
Please include smelly feet in the list...And that guy who kiss making noise and leaves your mouth wet with his saliva...
Biggie, Lol!!! Some guys just have no clue on how to kiss! And it's so unfair to come across a guy who has all the qualities you like, but is just a messed up kisser.
I love kissing...and if he's wack at kissing - then it's practically over! Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
And-Then
I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
so when will you teach me how to kiss.....#hides Report Abuse
Ha fela ke rotile, e mong o tla ipona. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
zolanoble
It seems like a common practice that men fall asleep immediately after sex. What does the research on this topic say about this? We just can't blame men for this. This is the areas for research or someone with knowledge on this topic can share his or her findings. "Gadgets in beds" is a no no topic because ever since the advent of phones many relationships seem to experience difficulties. I agree with Leoni that a bed should be used for sleeping and sex. Switched off phones minimizes unnecessary arguments and fights. At least it is good when the man moans during sex. It clearly shows that he is not pretending. He is really enjoying the act unlike those who fake it. It would be nice to hear what turns a man off in your next publication. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
And-Then
I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
so when will you teach me how to kiss.....#hides
#blushing# after what you said yesterday....I thought that maybe you could give me better tips on being a better kisser!!! Report Abuse
when i want to turn her off- ke no psinya g0ed ka mo mapaing ....(foooooong) Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
DJ-Winner
CutisMyffield
I like fatting in da bath tub
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ha ha ha..it is actaully nice, making bubbles... Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
LESSON-1
when i want to turn her off- ke no boya ke tagilwe ka hlatsa Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
And-Then
zolanoble
research has proven that men fall asleep after sex due the biochemistry of the orgasm itself. Research shows that during ejaculation, men release a cocktail of brain chemicals, including norepinephrine, serotonin, oxytocin, vasopressin, nitric oxide (NO), and the hormone prolactin.
there are plenty of other sources for info on the net as well Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
G-ruff
My partner sleeps on a floor, when I m ON, i call her to bed. after that she goes back Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
LESSON-1
when i want to turn her off - ke no mmutsisha gore e tsene naa? ge a kare Eng.. Ke re o nale maka... Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
And-Then
I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
Morning.....i dont know everything about the fairer sex....am not gonna pretend like the other brothers on here......what i know i learned the hard way......but i am always open to upskill myself.
Ke mo thena off ka ho o tla Sethellisane. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
zazezizozuzoooooooooooooooooo
I don't like but I love a man who moans in bed. Not everyone's meat is every one's poison. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
LESSON-1
when i want to turn her off- (instead of coming ---- i take a p1ss) Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Intomb'omxhosa
tiny sharp d!ck is also a turn off to women Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
MISSTY!!!
i luv a man who moans in bed,turns me on Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Uncle-Lu
This is bull sh!t
An ultimate turn Off its only when a man don't get an erection PERIOD
all of the above mentioned can be communicated and have have a better life in bed Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
And-Then
to many horny ladies on this article.....i need some real, insightful and educational debate and discussions....then you wonder why us men cheat:-) Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
sakhomba
"Ndlela says it is seen as unladylike to fart, so women hold their farts for the loo while men are less inhibited about letting go"
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come now Asiphe.
never hold your farts in, they happen to travel up the spine to the head...and that is where all this shitty ideas of yours come from. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
MommaC
What a load of bollocks.
Where do they find these hongfong 'experts'? Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
G-ruff
@MISSTY!!!
i luv a man who moans in bed,turns me on
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hahahaaaa! does nt depend on a sound or voice? Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
And-Then
to many horny ladies on this article.....i need some real, insightful and educational debate and discussions....then you wonder why us men cheat:-)
Well that's the first!!!
A man who cheats because there are too many horny women around him! You are truly one in a million!
Unless you are implying that you one of those brothers who are turned on by intellect?? Then i'd understand!! Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
imd
yho the fogot stinking mouth LOL..... Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Ratshufi
this just shows how much we love sex ....hahahahahah Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
LESSON-1
@imd
yho the fogot stinking mouth LOL.....
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What ???????????????????????? Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Kgaitsedi-ya-Genaro
"Actually, for most of them it is a fulfilling exercise. It is a habit they grew up with. As boys they farted on each others' heads. They farted by themselves, they had farting competitions and they farted in groups.
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Potoko!!!!! dead with laughter true though. Talking from my own experience this article is true - my man turns the other way after the deed and I get so annoyed with that. Another thing, he is soooooooooooooo obsessed with his phone damn ............... ke tlelwa ke mocheso klaar
LOL.....I also do it to annoy my wife and she HATES it. I mean really HATE it.
And I just like how she looks when I do it. And I'l always give her excuses why it happened, most of which don't even make sense. But she cann't stop me. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
KatakataEmaotoAditshepe
@Lesoba-Le-Boya
Ke mo thena off ka ho o tla Sethellisane.
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Kakkakakkakakkakakkakakkakkakakkakakakakakatltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltlkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
O ko ba jwetse ho re sethellisane ke eng ngwanabo.lol
Potoko!!!!! dead with laughter true though. Talking from my own experience this article is true - my man turns the other way after the deed and I get so annoyed with that. Another thing, he is soooooooooooooo obsessed with his phone damn ............... ke tlelwa ke mocheso klaar
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When he wants action tell him to do it with his fone.....LOL
Me and my partner do all those except 4 & 5, and we have been together for more than 10 year and still happy. Asiphe Ndlela, please note the secret to a happy relationship and marriage, is still a secret, no ones knows it including YOU. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Coldcurry
Why is early ejuculation not mentioned....I've been dumped a few times because of this Report Abuse
guys who rinks hansa, castle and black label....farts a lot Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
mmasbono
@I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
Biggie
Please include smelly feet in the list...And that guy who kiss making noise and leaves your mouth wet with his saliva...
Biggie, Lol!!! Some guys just have no clue on how to kiss! And it's so unfair to come across a guy who has all the qualities you like, but is just a messed up kisser.
I love kissing...and if he's wack at kissing - then it's practically over!
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thats wayyyyyyy tooo boring ...some men dont luv kissing nd whn u kiss dem its lyk ur pushing dem to do smtng he nvr come across in his lyf...lol myb dey dnt knw how WE enjy to be kissed*it brings back good memories envn if hes not around.. Report Abuse
if a woman is horny in my presence...i will do the manly thing and satisfy her needs to the best of my ability......not all the time....just randomly.......at the same time an easy to get woman is a major turn off for me.......i luv a woman who makes me work for it......who pushes me to be creative......who allows me the oppotunity to get to know her.....thats my type of woman....not a horny one Report Abuse
@Coldcurry
i luv anal but i'm not gay
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A kere o reipa di pudi Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Mokwepa
LESSON-1
@Coldcurry
i luv anal but i'm not gay
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A kere o reipa di pudi
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e e ethis guy LESSON-1? what kind of man are u?
y do u have to spoil everything on the blog? no no no no no no....Sowetan needs to findout who you are and block you. haaay!! Report Abuse
Coldcurry
Why is early ejuculation not mentioned....I've been dumped a few times because of this
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Are you for real dude hahahahahahaha Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Mokwepa
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with all the free sex that we keep getting as men, its only fair to reach for ur phone or doze off to avoid pillow talks that can potentially lead to emotional attachments. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Hosh6
Mokwepa
Agreed this lesson guy sucks big time...I wonder if there is someone at sowetan reading our comments nxa Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Mokwepa
@LESSON-1
today u r posting for the last time. from monday u r bloccked and u have to register with another name. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Lehido
Sowetan has lost its plot....REALLY..This is utter kak Report Abuse
all women I slept with farted during sex when they reach climax, all of them! Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
MGEEZ
Actually, for most of them it is a fulfilling exercise. It is a habit they grew up with. As boys they farted on each others' heads. They farted by themselves, they had farting competitions and they farted in groups.
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What nonsense is this now???? Why are women programming one another wrongly? I must admit though that this stereo type was very hilarious!!! Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
TKay
am not sure about these 6 turn off's - who wants a dead man in bed who doesnt moan and groan Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
SWEETYK
swona
all women I slept with farted during sex when they reach climax, all of them!
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Then you are the problem, o ba tsenya mowa ka mo tlase. LOL Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Ziwamo
@ BIGGIE
Please include smelly feet in the list...And that guy who kiss making noise and leaves your mouth wet with his saliva...
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Hahahahahaha, titititititit, ''rolling on the floor'', smelly feet into ya majita vele vele Report Abuse
LESSON-1
@Coldcurry
i luv anal but i'm not gay
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A kere o reipa di pudi
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e e ethis guy LESSON-1? what kind of man are u?
y do u have to spoil everything on the blog? no no no no no no....Sowetan needs to findout who you are and block you. haaay!!
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ya nooo! serious, i thought i was the only one noticing this. Ke eng Lesson1? bothata bo kae kganthe, are you going through some angernyana or godiragalang? Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
californiaqueen
anal sex is damn painful once attempted on me pretending it was an accident i guess i got the pain of my life and went to see my gynae the following day to check if all was still in order , i hate men who tries it on women please its not ayoba Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Coldcurry
@LESSON
I repeat, you need counselling, SOON Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
KayPeezy
Just reported Lesson-1, lets all report him and let his comments da last ones he will post 2day. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
KERATAGOJEWA-GOET!
i like farting men, i like dirty talking men, i like men who wear socks during sex. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
GODESS
KERATAGOJEWA-GOET!
i like farting men, i like dirty talking men, i like men who wear socks during sex.
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LOL, Aowa serious? Ai mara like they say one man's meat can can never be another one's poison...enjoy sistaz Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
KERATAGOJEWA-GOET!
godess...di psinya, mereto etc during sex i dont mind @ all Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
LESSON-1
@KERATAGOJEWA-GOET!
You just made my day------ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
who ever is on this list below- congrats and gud luck with your new STOKVEL...
smelly p##sy hmmmmmm................. real turn i wont go 4 second round Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
pierre2012
Ndlela says it is seen as unladylike to fart, so women hold their farts for the loo while men are less inhibited about letting go.
"Actually, for most of them it is a fulfilling exercise. It is a habit they grew up with. As boys they farted on each others' heads. They farted by themselves, they had farting competitions and they farted in groups.
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This is rubbish, which boys grew up doing this on each others heads? This habit is bad, any sensible person should never do this in the presence of another person, man or woman Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
imbabazane
@ pierre2012
Ohh, he forgot to mention that this happens to Straight boys only...accept my apology on his behalf. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Coldcurry
sometimes when your doing the did doggy, you get this uncomforting smell especially with the thicker ladies and its not fart but its there...maybe a mixture of the day's sweat and i dont know what Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Lendy
MAWARAWARA
@THEmadame2B-BBEE
who asked you about you and your man's sex life? you were suppose to comment ka topic not this nonses you are telling us
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lol wamphoxa shame Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
And-Then
swona
all women I slept with farted during sex when they reach climax, all of them!
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then we can agree that your p!pie is a laxative dude........lmao Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
pierre2012
@Coldcurry
sometimes when your doing the did doggy, you get this uncomforting smell especially with the thicker ladies and its not fart but its there...maybe a mixture of the day's sweat and i dont know what
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Both of u should take a bath before making love Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
DoubleThink
The journalist must be a virgin. Farting is part of nature. My queen fart when we sleeping and most of the time she does not remember. We laugh about it - no big deal. She thinks am a champion in farting but hers smell to an extent that i shake the blankets so it can get out. Now we just sleep naked so that the fart does not stay longer to any clothing or blanket. WOMEN NEED TO STOP WATCHING TOO MUCH SOAPIES AND GROW UP. As long as u get turned on when I need u too then I dont see any problem AND as for me - I am ON all the time. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
GODESS
I wonder how it feels like to be a man...things that you guys come across, equally so with us women, hey re bona mehlolo. lmao!!! Report Abuse
I never hold back my fart when Im with my woman and she too doesnt. Except with these onenight standers Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
MmaSeshego
you forgot "when a guy shoves his tongue down a woman's throat" Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Ratshufi
@MmaSeshego
but kissing is not about pushing your tongue down a woman's throat....disgusting ka leleme la maswe fa Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
MmaSeshego
Mokwepa
Coldcurry
Why is early ejuculation not mentioned....I've been dumped a few times because of this
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maybe gauthlape
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hahahahahah! mara Mokwepa wena o mpolaisha go tshega hle Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Letagwa4life
@ KERATAGOJEWA-GOET!
i like farting men, i like dirty talking men, i like men who wear socks during sex.
Come to papa... i drink lots of Castle lite, on a daily basis
I also love a man who moans during sex :-/ Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
MmaSeshego
Ratshufi
I had a guy do that to me. and i really liked him. I thot i could stand it mara no, it was too much. it was more of a cavity search than a kiss Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Galfrend
Sanibonani
I agree, a man or someone who farts in my presence turns me off and makes me furious!! i feel disrespected... haikhona,i can take all but umsuzo? hai ngeke!
6 things I think are a turn off to man:
- pusssy fa.rts
- smelly kuk.u with pap like dis.charge ...sies(ladies lets bath ) its summer now
- A woman who screams,difference btween moaning and groaning
- a man who talks a lot, yah sweet nothing yebo but the one who talks a lot haikhona
- woman who puts on that old n.ehawu tshirt and pantyhorse on the head (im sometimes guuilty of that) Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
SWEETYK
And-Then
swona
all women I slept with farted during sex when they reach climax, all of them!
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then we can agree that your p!pie is a laxative dude........lmao
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All,
thank u guys for supporting me on getting rid of LESSON-1 Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
DoubleThink
@Coldcurry
sometimes when your doing the did doggy, you get this uncomforting smell especially with the thicker ladies and its not fart but its there...maybe a mixture of the day's sweat and i dont know what
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Its unfortunate that not every women takes priority in their hygene. Some got terible breath and some got funny smelling VGs - like dead fish. So far my Queen is the cleanest of them all I slept with in the past 3 years and I think that her farting is her way of showing me that she aint perfect - then again who is?- Farting is nature ppl. Report Abuse
Aug 24, 2012
Tsar-Rasputin
Give Shona a bells all his woman farted
Was that because of Big D##
There is always another side of the story, may they were laughing to the extent of farting because of his small worm Report Abuse
Aug 27, 2012
PhantomLimb
Who the hell tries to deflower his lady's chocolate star and then pretends it was a mistake? Report Abuse
Aug 27, 2012
Jagujagu
SOUTH AFRICANS LOVES SEX! AFTER ALL OUR NO1 MAN LOVES SEX AND WOMEN......hehehehe!! Report Abuse
Aug 27, 2012
ipipiembobeli
My lady likes touching izibunu zam' angivule umdidi and it irritates me.... Report Abuse
Aug 27, 2012
Lekortjepa
hahaha! my boss just said, it's in men's blood to always turn women off and limiting turn off's to six is not fair as we possess 1000's in our genes LOL! Report Abuse
Aug 28, 2012
BOSS-KEKE
mina i only turn girls ,women and gogos on not off and when they get bept i force the wax out their ears the snot out their noses tears out their eyes and bosha out there bottoms cos i dont play a am the original mak i didnt have to return i was here from the start i also like to pretend i am R Kelly and Ur in 8 on them when i am bored i dont release fast like a chiken i bep like a bosso i am like 3 ships i have 5 yrs experience bubu Report Abuse
Aug 28, 2012
valpre247
kikikikikikikikiki!!!!! lesson 1 sori boss, nna ke rata e le fresh from 14 to 30 i bep them strong.they fart, they ask for forgiveness,skwiz it until the blood comes out,ha ke bapale, im noking off now. school girls especially those matrics im gona bep one now Report Abuse
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BRA-MAFUTHA
@ Sowetan stop give people rubbish informationReport Abuse
Flemza
Thanks Zenoyise John I will definately take your advise I was wondering why all these beautifull ladies are after me even though I`m married and to make it worse for 18 years , now I know how to chase them away , thank you very much , what a relieve you have brought into my life with your advise at first I thought my first girls friend I had 20 years ago cursed me , now I know why , from now onwards I will start to do what you have said in your artcle to chase these ladies away from me Yaaa neeeeeee thank youReport Abuse
VENDALIOUS
Attempting anal sex and pretending it was an accident..............lol i do that all time.Report Abuse
januswanus
Tell us how you do it Mr or Mrs Journalist. Are you teaching us with your article? Well I personally pray before it and ask for forgiveness and pray afterwards, because I am a bachelor. I don't mind how it's done in bed and don't carry those memories. Am I mad?Report Abuse
Mnikazi
Hhay...... women get turned ON and OFF whenever it suit them. man can't compete with that.Report Abuse
THEmadame2B-BBEE
My man once had a problem with not keeping up his erection, we thought it was due to stress coz his working on his Phd, only to find out that its having too much copper in ones system, like eating food that are high in copper, after five months of eliminating food with too much copper he keeps it up all the time 24/7Report Abuse
DJ-Winner
Do some guys really moan during sex? I understand during oral sex it is unavoidable, but during sex itself, there is no need to moan.Report Abuse
swona
some women wants anal sex, and I hapen to attract those,Report Abuse
Vintage_007
Farting in bed, lol....I do that all the time!!! HahahahahaReport Abuse
MAWARAWARA
@THEmadame2B-BBEEwho asked you about you and your man's sex life? you were suppose to comment ka topic not this nonses you are telling us
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imbabazane
Ay, but I take issue with "Social Media" and "Socks"......
A) Women are bigger culprits when it comes to "Social Media in Bed"
B) I have not slept without Socks in a over a decade.....come Snow or Summer, my feet get covered up for bed, Qha ke !! , no discussions, no compromise !!
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Hosh6
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I always do that especially after drinking a few beers.
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edna
LOLMoaning??? Really????? It means my baby is feeling it & there is nothing wrong with that. We do talk and groan like real lions hawu!!!!!
My boo wears socks in bed & I actually don’t have a problem with that. He does look silly but I like him. It’s actually a nice view with white socks only hahahaha.
Yes I have a problem if someone just farts while I’m eating but now we just fart and laugh at ourselves. I guess we are too comfortable with each other.
I agree with the gadgets one and dozing off. It’s totally not nice at all.
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Nice1
Zenoyise John, ke nonsense this article.U r being paid for nothing mxm.
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Bizzabo
MnikaziHhay...... women get turned ON and OFF whenever it suit them. man can't compete with that.
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Agreed they do not need triggers, they just get turned on and off as they please.
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I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
The anal sex one??!!! Why do guys even attempt when they know their partners are not into to it??@DJWinner
I love a man who moans during sex...it very endearing! Let's me know that things are running smoothly! What i detest is "I'm gonna cum!" WTF is up with that?? That's really not necessary!
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golezwa
lol my girlfriend hate it when i sleep with socks on, now i know why!!!!!!Report Abuse
Bizzabo
@I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.oWhat i detest is "I'm gonna cum!" WTF is up with that?? That's really not necessary!
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he watches too much porn, but there is definately nothing wrong with growling and moaning when i come!!
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And-Then
and the issue here is what exactly....?Report Abuse
Hosh6
VENDALIOUSAttempting anal sex and pretending it was an accident..............lol i do that all time.
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You mad dude hahahahaha
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Mgaraji
Woman who are not offended by what you have listed from now on will be turn off.Report Abuse
Manndudu
@BRA-MAFUTHAWhat! You call it rubbish,,,,,,Don't worry you will need this article, my advice is,: JUST SAve it
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DJ-Winner
I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.oThe anal sex one??!!! Why do guys even attempt when they know their partners are not into to it??
@DJWinner
I love a man who moans during sex...it very endearing! Let's me know that things are running smoothly! What i detest is "I'm gonna cum!" WTF is up with that?? That's really not necessary!
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ha ha ha...you must aware that the load is coming...and he is about to bang harder for a much stronger release...
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I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
@Bizzabohe watches too much porn, but there is definately nothing wrong with growling and moaning when i come!!
So You admit you moan during sex?
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THEmadame2B-BBEE
Mawarawa, maybe you might be suffering from the same thing, and its applicable to all races it doesn't discriminateReport Abuse
CutisMyffield
I like fatting in da bath tubReport Abuse
MAWARAWARA
THEmadame2B-BBEE, no m not sisi. ngingakubhebha lamehlo wakho amakhulu abemancane.....loReport Abuse
Bizzabo
I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.onot during but just when i come...babes i can't suppress that good feeling!
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Biggie
Please include smelly feet in the list...And that guy who kiss making noise and leaves your mouth wet with his saliva...Report Abuse
Eraser
@AnMnikaziHhay...... women get turned ON and OFF whenever it suit them. man can't compete with that.
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true..
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BabyAK
i dont see anything rong wit ur man moarning when u on top grinding on him well to me it feel like am doing everything right en i get motivated, en i noticed that men cant help it but fall asleep afterwards...Report Abuse
Onthatile
There's nothing i hate like anal sex and yes its just a turn off!!!!!!!!!Report Abuse
Onthatile
@THEmadame2B-BBEEMy man once had a problem with not keeping up his erection, we thought it was due to stress coz his working on his Phd, only to find out that its having too much copper in ones system, like eating food that are high in copper, after five months of eliminating food with too much copper he keeps it up all the time 24/7
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Who cares????????????????????
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Danger1985
FARTING IN BED...HAHAHaaa boring articleReport Abuse
LekgowaHBK
Farting is one of my strong point, but she too seem to enjoy it. Women don't fart often, if they does, they fart that smelly silent one.Report Abuse
I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
BiggiePlease include smelly feet in the list...And that guy who kiss making noise and leaves your mouth wet with his saliva...
Biggie, Lol!!! Some guys just have no clue on how to kiss! And it's so unfair to come across a guy who has all the qualities you like, but is just a messed up kisser.
I love kissing...and if he's wack at kissing - then it's practically over!
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And-Then
I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.oso when will you teach me how to kiss.....#hides
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And-Then
THEmadame2B-BBEEu just another horny lady......lol
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Lesoba-Le-Boya
Ha fela ke rotile, e mong o tla ipona.Report Abuse
zolanoble
It seems like a common practice that men fall asleep immediately after sex. What does the research on this topic say about this? We just can't blame men for this. This is the areas for research or someone with knowledge on this topic can share his or her findings. "Gadgets in beds" is a no no topic because ever since the advent of phones many relationships seem to experience difficulties. I agree with Leoni that a bed should be used for sleeping and sex. Switched off phones minimizes unnecessary arguments and fights. At least it is good when the man moans during sex. It clearly shows that he is not pretending. He is really enjoying the act unlike those who fake it. It would be nice to hear what turns a man off in your next publication.Report Abuse
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And-ThenI.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
so when will you teach me how to kiss.....#hides
#blushing# after what you said yesterday....I thought that maybe you could give me better tips on being a better kisser!!!
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LESSON-1
when i want to turn her off- ke no psinya g0ed ka mo mapaing ....(foooooong)Report Abuse
DJ-Winner
CutisMyffieldI like fatting in da bath tub
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ha ha ha..it is actaully nice, making bubbles...
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LESSON-1
when i want to turn her off- ke no boya ke tagilwe ka hlatsaReport Abuse
And-Then
zolanobleresearch has proven that men fall asleep after sex due the biochemistry of the orgasm itself. Research shows that during ejaculation, men release a cocktail of brain chemicals, including norepinephrine, serotonin, oxytocin, vasopressin, nitric oxide (NO), and the hormone prolactin.
source: http://scienceline.org/2006/09/ask-wenner-sex/
there are plenty of other sources for info on the net as well
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G-ruff
My partner sleeps on a floor, when I m ON, i call her to bed. after that she goes backReport Abuse
LESSON-1
when i want to turn her off - ke no mmutsisha gore e tsene naa? ge a kare Eng.. Ke re o nale maka...Report Abuse
And-Then
I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.oMorning.....i dont know everything about the fairer sex....am not gonna pretend like the other brothers on here......what i know i learned the hard way......but i am always open to upskill myself.
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Lesoba-Le-Boya
Ke mo thena off ka ho o tla Sethellisane.Report Abuse
zazezizozuzoooooooooooooooooo
I don't like but I love a man who moans in bed. Not everyone's meat is every one's poison.Report Abuse
LESSON-1
when i want to turn her off- (instead of coming ---- i take a p1ss)Report Abuse
Intomb'omxhosa
tiny sharp d!ck is also a turn off to womenReport Abuse
MISSTY!!!
i luv a man who moans in bed,turns me onReport Abuse
Uncle-Lu
This is bull sh!tAn ultimate turn Off its only when a man don't get an erection PERIOD
all of the above mentioned can be communicated and have have a better life in bed
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And-Then
to many horny ladies on this article.....i need some real, insightful and educational debate and discussions....then you wonder why us men cheat:-)Report Abuse
sakhomba
"Ndlela says it is seen as unladylike to fart, so women hold their farts for the loo while men are less inhibited about letting go"==============================================================
come now Asiphe.
never hold your farts in, they happen to travel up the spine to the head...and that is where all this shitty ideas of yours come from.
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MommaC
What a load of bollocks.Where do they find these hongfong 'experts'?
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G-ruff
@MISSTY!!!i luv a man who moans in bed,turns me on
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hahahaaaa! does nt depend on a sound or voice?
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I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.o
And-Thento many horny ladies on this article.....i need some real, insightful and educational debate and discussions....then you wonder why us men cheat:-)
Well that's the first!!!
A man who cheats because there are too many horny women around him! You are truly one in a million!
Unless you are implying that you one of those brothers who are turned on by intellect?? Then i'd understand!!
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imd
yho the fogot stinking mouth LOL.....Report Abuse
Ratshufi
this just shows how much we love sex ....hahahahahahReport Abuse
LESSON-1
@imdyho the fogot stinking mouth LOL.....
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What ????????????????????????
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Kgaitsedi-ya-Genaro
"Actually, for most of them it is a fulfilling exercise. It is a habit they grew up with. As boys they farted on each others' heads. They farted by themselves, they had farting competitions and they farted in groups.=============================================
Potoko!!!!! dead with laughter true though. Talking from my own experience this article is true - my man turns the other way after the deed and I get so annoyed with that. Another thing, he is soooooooooooooo obsessed with his phone damn ............... ke tlelwa ke mocheso klaar
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Lesoba-Le-Boya
Sephinya sa Moimana se bohale maan.Report Abuse
Bhali
@Vintage_007"Farting in bed"
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LOL.....I also do it to annoy my wife and she HATES it. I mean really HATE it.
And I just like how she looks when I do it. And I'l always give her excuses why it happened, most of which don't even make sense. But she cann't stop me.
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KatakataEmaotoAditshepe
@Lesoba-Le-BoyaKe mo thena off ka ho o tla Sethellisane.
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Kakkakakkakakkakakkakakkakkakakkakakakakakatltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltlkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
O ko ba jwetse ho re sethellisane ke eng ngwanabo.lol
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Ratshufi
Kgaitsedi-ya-GenaroPotoko!!!!! dead with laughter true though. Talking from my own experience this article is true - my man turns the other way after the deed and I get so annoyed with that. Another thing, he is soooooooooooooo obsessed with his phone damn ............... ke tlelwa ke mocheso klaar
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When he wants action tell him to do it with his fone.....LOL
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Nincompoop
Me and my partner do all those except 4 & 5, and we have been together for more than 10 year and still happy. Asiphe Ndlela, please note the secret to a happy relationship and marriage, is still a secret, no ones knows it including YOU.Report Abuse
Coldcurry
Why is early ejuculation not mentioned....I've been dumped a few times because of thisReport Abuse
LESSON-1
Try Warm CurryReport Abuse
KejaKuKu_yadibloggers
guys who rinks hansa, castle and black label....farts a lotReport Abuse
mmasbono
@I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.oBiggie
Please include smelly feet in the list...And that guy who kiss making noise and leaves your mouth wet with his saliva...
Biggie, Lol!!! Some guys just have no clue on how to kiss! And it's so unfair to come across a guy who has all the qualities you like, but is just a messed up kisser.
I love kissing...and if he's wack at kissing - then it's practically over!
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thats wayyyyyyy tooo boring ...some men dont luv kissing nd whn u kiss dem its lyk ur pushing dem to do smtng he nvr come across in his lyf...lol myb dey dnt knw how WE enjy to be kissed*it brings back good memories envn if hes not around..
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Mokwepa
Present!!Report Abuse
And-Then
I.n.c.o.g.n.i.t.oif a woman is horny in my presence...i will do the manly thing and satisfy her needs to the best of my ability......not all the time....just randomly.......at the same time an easy to get woman is a major turn off for me.......i luv a woman who makes me work for it......who pushes me to be creative......who allows me the oppotunity to get to know her.....thats my type of woman....not a horny one
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And-Then
imdyho the fogot stinking mouth LOL.....
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and the fishy smelling kuku
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Mokwepa
ColdcurryWhy is early ejuculation not mentioned....I've been dumped a few times because of this
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maybe gauthlape
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Coldcurry
i luv anal but i'm not gayReport Abuse
Kgaitsedi-ya-Genaro
RatshufiWill do so gazi
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Mokwepa
@MISSTY!!!i luv a man who moans in bed,turns me on
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iyooo!!!!!!!!!!!
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DeeFanatiK
Women chat more than MenReport Abuse
LESSON-1
@Coldcurryi luv anal but i'm not gay
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A kere o reipa di pudi
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LESSON-1@Coldcurry
i luv anal but i'm not gay
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A kere o reipa di pudi
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e e ethis guy LESSON-1? what kind of man are u?
y do u have to spoil everything on the blog? no no no no no no....Sowetan needs to findout who you are and block you. haaay!!
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Ntate_Moloi
ON/OFF my @SSReport Abuse
Hosh6
ColdcurryWhy is early ejuculation not mentioned....I've been dumped a few times because of this
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Are you for real dude hahahahahahaha
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LETS REPORT LESSON-1...I DID.
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Apimpnamedslickback
with all the free sex that we keep getting as men, its only fair to reach for ur phone or doze off to avoid pillow talks that can potentially lead to emotional attachments.Report Abuse
Hosh6
MokwepaAgreed this lesson guy sucks big time...I wonder if there is someone at sowetan reading our comments nxa
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Mokwepa
@LESSON-1today u r posting for the last time. from monday u r bloccked and u have to register with another name.
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Lehido
Sowetan has lost its plot....REALLY..This is utter kakReport Abuse
Coldcurry
@LESSON-1U need counselling
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swona
all women I slept with farted during sex when they reach climax, all of them!Report Abuse
MGEEZ
Actually, for most of them it is a fulfilling exercise. It is a habit they grew up with. As boys they farted on each others' heads. They farted by themselves, they had farting competitions and they farted in groups.==========================================================================
What nonsense is this now???? Why are women programming one another wrongly? I must admit though that this stereo type was very hilarious!!!
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TKay
am not sure about these 6 turn off's - who wants a dead man in bed who doesnt moan and groanReport Abuse
SWEETYK
swonaall women I slept with farted during sex when they reach climax, all of them!
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Then you are the problem, o ba tsenya mowa ka mo tlase. LOL
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Ziwamo
@ BIGGIEPlease include smelly feet in the list...And that guy who kiss making noise and leaves your mouth wet with his saliva...
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Hahahahahaha, titititititit, ''rolling on the floor'', smelly feet into ya majita vele vele
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SWEETYK
Our choices are different.Report Abuse
GODESS
LESSON-1@Coldcurry
i luv anal but i'm not gay
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e e ethis guy LESSON-1? what kind of man are u?
y do u have to spoil everything on the blog? no no no no no no....Sowetan needs to findout who you are and block you. haaay!!
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ya nooo! serious, i thought i was the only one noticing this. Ke eng Lesson1? bothata bo kae kganthe, are you going through some angernyana or godiragalang?
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californiaqueen
anal sex is damn painful once attempted on me pretending it was an accident i guess i got the pain of my life and went to see my gynae the following day to check if all was still in order , i hate men who tries it on women please its not ayobaReport Abuse
Coldcurry
@LESSONI repeat, you need counselling, SOON
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KayPeezy
Just reported Lesson-1, lets all report him and let his comments da last ones he will post 2day.Report Abuse
KERATAGOJEWA-GOET!
i like farting men, i like dirty talking men, i like men who wear socks during sex.Report Abuse
GODESS
KERATAGOJEWA-GOET!i like farting men, i like dirty talking men, i like men who wear socks during sex.
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LOL, Aowa serious? Ai mara like they say one man's meat can can never be another one's poison...enjoy sistaz
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KERATAGOJEWA-GOET!
godess...di psinya, mereto etc during sex i dont mind @ allReport Abuse
LESSON-1
@KERATAGOJEWA-GOET!You just made my day------ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
who ever is on this list below- congrats and gud luck with your new STOKVEL...
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smelly p##sy hmmmmmm................. real turn i wont go 4 second roundReport Abuse
pierre2012
Ndlela says it is seen as unladylike to fart, so women hold their farts for the loo while men are less inhibited about letting go."Actually, for most of them it is a fulfilling exercise. It is a habit they grew up with. As boys they farted on each others' heads. They farted by themselves, they had farting competitions and they farted in groups.
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This is rubbish, which boys grew up doing this on each others heads? This habit is bad, any sensible person should never do this in the presence of another person, man or woman
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imbabazane
@ pierre2012Ohh, he forgot to mention that this happens to Straight boys only...accept my apology on his behalf.
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Coldcurry
sometimes when your doing the did doggy, you get this uncomforting smell especially with the thicker ladies and its not fart but its there...maybe a mixture of the day's sweat and i dont know whatReport Abuse
Lendy
MAWARAWARA@THEmadame2B-BBEE
who asked you about you and your man's sex life? you were suppose to comment ka topic not this nonses you are telling us
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lol wamphoxa shame
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And-Then
swonaall women I slept with farted during sex when they reach climax, all of them!
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then we can agree that your p!pie is a laxative dude........lmao
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pierre2012
@Coldcurrysometimes when your doing the did doggy, you get this uncomforting smell especially with the thicker ladies and its not fart but its there...maybe a mixture of the day's sweat and i dont know what
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Both of u should take a bath before making love
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DoubleThink
The journalist must be a virgin. Farting is part of nature. My queen fart when we sleeping and most of the time she does not remember. We laugh about it - no big deal. She thinks am a champion in farting but hers smell to an extent that i shake the blankets so it can get out. Now we just sleep naked so that the fart does not stay longer to any clothing or blanket. WOMEN NEED TO STOP WATCHING TOO MUCH SOAPIES AND GROW UP. As long as u get turned on when I need u too then I dont see any problem AND as for me - I am ON all the time.Report Abuse
GODESS
I wonder how it feels like to be a man...things that you guys come across, equally so with us women, hey re bona mehlolo. lmao!!!Report Abuse
Ntate_Moloi
That's why re nale marago ra phinyaReport Abuse
MSG_S
I never hold back my fart when Im with my woman and she too doesnt. Except with these onenight standersReport Abuse
MmaSeshego
you forgot "when a guy shoves his tongue down a woman's throat"Report Abuse
Ratshufi
@MmaSeshegobut kissing is not about pushing your tongue down a woman's throat....disgusting ka leleme la maswe fa
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MokwepaColdcurry
Why is early ejuculation not mentioned....I've been dumped a few times because of this
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maybe gauthlape
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hahahahahah! mara Mokwepa wena o mpolaisha go tshega hle
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Letagwa4life
@ KERATAGOJEWA-GOET!i like farting men, i like dirty talking men, i like men who wear socks during sex.
Come to papa... i drink lots of Castle lite, on a daily basis
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Custard
I also love a man who moans during sex :-/Report Abuse
MmaSeshego
RatshufiI had a guy do that to me. and i really liked him. I thot i could stand it mara no, it was too much. it was more of a cavity search than a kiss
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Galfrend
SanibonaniI agree, a man or someone who farts in my presence turns me off and makes me furious!! i feel disrespected... haikhona,i can take all but umsuzo? hai ngeke!
6 things I think are a turn off to man:
- pusssy fa.rts
- smelly kuk.u with pap like dis.charge ...sies(ladies lets bath ) its summer now
- A woman who screams,difference btween moaning and groaning
- a man who talks a lot, yah sweet nothing yebo but the one who talks a lot haikhona
- woman who puts on that old n.ehawu tshirt and pantyhorse on the head (im sometimes guuilty of that)
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And-Thenswona
all women I slept with farted during sex when they reach climax, all of them!
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then we can agree that your p!pie is a laxative dude........lmao
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Mokwepa
All,thank u guys for supporting me on getting rid of LESSON-1
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DoubleThink
@Coldcurrysometimes when your doing the did doggy, you get this uncomforting smell especially with the thicker ladies and its not fart but its there...maybe a mixture of the day's sweat and i dont know what
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Its unfortunate that not every women takes priority in their hygene. Some got terible breath and some got funny smelling VGs - like dead fish. So far my Queen is the cleanest of them all I slept with in the past 3 years and I think that her farting is her way of showing me that she aint perfect - then again who is?- Farting is nature ppl.
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Tsar-Rasputin
Give Shona a bells all his woman fartedWas that because of Big D##
There is always another side of the story, may they were laughing to the extent of farting because of his small worm
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PhantomLimb
Who the hell tries to deflower his lady's chocolate star and then pretends it was a mistake?Report Abuse
Jagujagu
SOUTH AFRICANS LOVES SEX! AFTER ALL OUR NO1 MAN LOVES SEX AND WOMEN......hehehehe!!Report Abuse
ipipiembobeli
My lady likes touching izibunu zam' angivule umdidi and it irritates me....Report Abuse
Lekortjepa
hahaha! my boss just said, it's in men's blood to always turn women off and limiting turn off's to six is not fair as we possess 1000's in our genes LOL!Report Abuse
BOSS-KEKE
mina i only turn girls ,women and gogos on not off and when they get bept i force the wax out their ears the snot out their noses tears out their eyes and bosha out there bottoms cos i dont play a am the original mak i didnt have to return i was here from the start i also like to pretend i am R Kelly and Ur in 8 on them when i am bored i dont release fast like a chiken i bep like a bosso i am like 3 ships i have 5 yrs experience bubuReport Abuse
valpre247
kikikikikikikikiki!!!!! lesson 1 sori boss, nna ke rata e le fresh from 14 to 30 i bep them strong.they fart, they ask for forgiveness,skwiz it until the blood comes out,ha ke bapale, im noking off now. school girls especially those matrics im gona bep one nowReport Abuse
cyxx
Please tell us what women really want.Report Abuse
Tlalisto
maar ja di socks ke a e gana. social network women do it more that us Guys.Report Abuse
Tlalisto
@cyxx they want us to not watch e-News and watch TRACE/Channel O with them.Report Abuse
KoosMotete
@Sowetan...we pump hard...we dnt have tym 4 useless info..ranyoba rona...Report Abuse
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