Misslady

Learnership Programme

The Taxi Industry (SANTACO) is offering a learneship programme, interested candidates
must be high school dropouts. Outstanding students will receive a quantum, leather jacket,
sjambok and all star (sox are not allowed).

Purpose of the job:

To transport , insult passengers and swearing at the public.

Requirements:

Skilled in sporting port holes
Must be able to spot traffic cops from miles away
Must speak only ZULU
Must own 2 unlicensed firearms
Knowledge of short cuts
Can only count the money when it comes seat by seat and also can count
up to 16 passengers
Must be able to multi task: Talk on the cell phone while driving, change money, change radio stations, exchange remarks
and change lanes all at the same time

*To apply go to your nearest taxi rank and ask for Bab’ Mkhize.




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KasiKid

Sigh!!!
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imd

u dont know what u askin for....taxi stories??????
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Lankis

@ Misslady thats very funny( *To apply go to your nearest taxi rank and ask for Bab’ Mkhize.)

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BUSYBEE76

so all taxi ranks have uBab' Mkhize. lol
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OsirisKay

That moment when you sitting in the front of a taxi by the door, and it does a sharp turn then the door just decides to fling wide open o_O. You just glad you didn't fall out...
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MAGICMAN

@Misslady
LOL.

Taxi stories, I do not want to go there lest I become the wanted dead or alive
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BUSYBEE76

lol. pic 11 is really funny, what's the story behind it pls i really need to know.
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Kaylae

these signs always frustrates me when i am in Gauteng tjeeer confusing
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G-force

Well bab' Mkhize this morning strolled into Protea hotel with a water bottle because his taxi was over heating. Leaving a bitter crowd outside his taxi! On lookers being those enjoying their “English breakfast” at the 4 star dinning area. Some felt like hiding…Those of cause who like keeping appearance.

@BUSYBEE76 Sowetan would like you to share with them “Your joy ride” / experience in a taxi or send them the different hand signals of catching a taxi in your city / town.

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