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Khanyi displays her 'V' again

By Akulalwa | Oct 21, 2010 | COMMENTS [ 47 ]

WHETHER it was falling off stage with her legs spread wide and a magnum in between, Khanyi Mbau sure enjoyed her "birthday parties" last weekend.

The parties were called Khanyi Mbau's Golden Birthday Celebrations. They were backed by three back-to-back events. The first party was at The Bank in Rosebank.

Another one was a private affair, while the last one was a picnic with an invitation that demanded that revellers wear swimwear. Yes, it was tiring but the lady sure is entertaining.

At The Bank we watched her go crazy with the likes of Kenny, who owns Club Zar and likes his tight T-shirts. A stunning cake was served and it looked more sophisticated than Chomee's, with Mbau's body spread on the top like a pin-up gal.

Did you guys see Chomee's cakes? They looked like they were bought in bulk or that she made them herself.

We love you Chomee.

Anyway Khanyi turned 25, we think, and we hope she does not lose that wonderful body.

But then, again, we hope she stops spreading her legs so much since in most shots it was either Malcom X hiding her privates or Zizi Kodwa being a bit too close to the ever-smiling Khanyi.

Linda Mokoetsi was the usual candle holder and looked amazing. But le'ts not forget Amstel, who was doing his usual mosquito dance with that fake fur key ring. Only the devil knows why he has it.

Maybe we will discover that it is part of witchcraft. We doubt it as it's a fashion accessory, just like the rubbish Crous found in his penthouse and described as muti.

Thanks Khanyi for the parties.

Now let us all rest before Kenny's big party at Zar tonight. Eish, these celebs are tiring, but we love it.

Oh, you will soon read about Malcom X's party, where we saw Gerry and Kerry Elsdon followed by about seven white models as if it were a harem.

Or were they workers from Sun Goddess who used to walk around Rosebank in robes during their glory days?

Thanks for a great party guys, and the champagne of course.

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Masepalona Sowetan man, re batla hobala ditaba eseng masepa ana.

Jan 23, 2012 4:51 | 0 replies

whats wrong is this guy on the picture not allowed to touch or what o shy?

Oct 27, 2010 10:5 | 0 replies

Upakile lomntwana 4 sho, i dnt mind to hire an Aston Martin per day (R1000+/-), a five star hotel (R2500+/-), and buy a taxido just 4 her 2 open her legs thinking i'm rich as hell, only 2 find out i have hired all these thingz, i'm just a broke ass nigga who just made her pregnant.

Oct 26, 2010 10:8 | 0 replies

L0L ITS PORN

Oct 25, 2010 12:48 | 0 replies

triedsohard to look at the V L0L

Oct 25, 2010 12:46 | 0 replies

It' disgusting and realise how our journalits are also enjoying what this child is fooling them...
they spend time, petrol, their energy to this little idiot...Instead our media could write of something worthwhile to the people out there, for instance writing about the new National Credit Act, 34/2005, the Consumer Protection Act which the minister has ask some time to be revised etc.Secondly invite people to comment about the kind of the westernised media which is brain washing our kids and young adults( youths). Let them write about the number of taverns which are found in our townships and villages, as compared to the suburbs.
Please write about moral regeneration, my God...
Sello Mapeka(QwaQwa)

Oct 25, 2010 10:58 | 0 replies

@akisam - o bua nnete.
Khanyi has been to places some have of never dream we will. She drives nice cars, expensive life Oh this Gal go IT all. Live your life to the the fullest. This is Khanyi's life please people lets not get involved in things that we may not have answers for. Tlohelang Khanyi.

Oct 25, 2010 10:49 | 0 replies

Khanyi many people might hate you , but they will never live the life you are living , driving lambogini , porche even if you die now , in your grave you will say '' i enjoyed life'' ... you really bo gold diiger is everywhere even ko US...

Oct 25, 2010 8:5 | 0 replies

Some of Ms Mbau's private "affair party" posted on her Ayobaness.com profile....! Mmmhhm

Oct 24, 2010 5:6 | 0 replies

oh come on the girl is fully dressed
but we cant run away from the fact she is a b*** but kinda like it girl
its life after all most of us doing it but we not celebs thats why we
not on the news....

Oct 24, 2010 7:26 | 0 replies

MNCEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!KAAAAAAAAAKKHA!@#$%

Oct 27, 2010 10:24 | 0 replies